Funny Vasectomy Meme Novels & Stories

She tossed the medical report to Travis, leaning closer. “Open it.” She swallowed briefly, lowering her head. Travis stood up abruptly, his chin high and his feet widely apart. “Those crocodile tears would never get to me Vanessa, just cut the chase and fulfill your marital duties already.” He smirked, as he unfolded the paper. “What!” His mouth fell open as he sighted the subject line. “Vasectomy.” His eyes bulged. “H- How did you do this?” His voice shaky as fingers trembled beneath the paper.

Ava walked over and hugged her husband, “Honey, you know how much I love you, right?” Leo looked at her without saying anything. “So, how could I let you go through with the vasectomy surgery when all I wanna do is make our family bigger?” “What do you mean?” “I love making babies for you and I was not going to let you take that away from me?” “So, you colluded with the doctor?” “I don’t want our sons and daughters in our next life to be mad at us for denying them the chance to exist in this lifetime.” Leo looked at his wife, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. After what seemed like forever, he finally pulled her in his arms.

That infernal deep-rooted insecurity that I will never truly deserve happiness. “I had a vasectomy ten years ago, Cam.” It’s a straight-faced, factual statement, and he throws it out there between us with a thud. Bam! “Huh?” I really do gawp like a goldfish this time, mouth widening and just blink like a weirdo. All hysteria slapped silent and his words are like an icy bucket of water on a very small fire. I just sizzle to nothing. “Why?” I’m not sure I know how to react.

“Here’s a little story for you, my love. Six years ago right when I met your sister and my parents told me I’d marry her in two years, I did something. Can you guess what it is I did?” As he spoke, he began to rock his hips into mine. I shake my head, inhaling sharply as my nails dig into his shoulders. "N-no...." He leans into my ear, so close that I’m suffocating. He whispers two words that chill my soul. Two words that make me realize I have been played for a fool. Two words that just changed the tide of everything. “A vasectomy.”

Owen immediately threw his arms around Susan. “Ms. Susan, Mr. Myles is just in a bad mood because he just had his surgery. As long as it makes him feel better, I’m willing to take the blame. You shouldn’t be angry with him. He just had a vasectomy. He’s no different from an old man now. What a poor thing. Ms. Susan, I’m actually a little scared. I won’t end up like him in the future, will I?” “You never will,” Susan whispered into his ear. “If you’re scared, we can get you whatever treatments you want. Is a million dollars enough to make it better, hm?”

Zach uttered, having no intention of telling anyone. He was afraid that if he said it out loud, others would laugh at him. … I was scrolling through the news when I suddenly sat up upon seeing a certain headline. Julian noticed my reaction and immediately looked up. "What's wrong?" Opening the article, I handed my phone to Julian. "Look." Julian read it and furrowed his brows. "Shayne got a vasectomy?" He was aware of male sterilization surgery. In fact, before he met me, he had even considered it. If he didn't plan on getting married and only intended to raise Willow, he would get a vasectomy.

Helena said. When the time for the consultation came, Dr. Delgado greeted the couple with a friendly smile. “Hello, Helena, Bruno. Please, have a seat. Let's talk about the vasectomy.” Sitting in the examination room, Helena and Bruno felt anxious but determined to move forward. The doctor carefully explained the vasectomy procedure, which involved the ligation of the vas deferens, the ducts that carry sperm from the testicles.

No idea where it came from, but I'm not complaining as both of them pick up the pace. A few thrusts later, Lazarus growls and lifts my body off him, breathing heavier than I've ever seen. "Told you vasectomy is the answer, brother, unlimited creme pies for me. Sucks to be you, really," Lenox laughs, still thrusting his length inside me.

I immediately climax, so caught off guard by the action. I scream out his name over and over, worshiping whatever god created this sex demon. Cass comes with a strangled yell and it prolongs my orgasm. My leg falls from Cass's shoulder and he collapses forwards onto me. We're breathing in synchronized gasps and I can't help but chuckle. Cass's stands and pulls out of me. I immediately panic, "Cass, we haven't used a condom all week! How could we be so stupid?" He puts a soothing hand on my shoulder and says, "I had a vasectomy years ago, it's not a problem. I took a test the morning after the first time and I'm clean."

"It won’t. Look, I talked to doctor Keller about it because this thought about not wanting kids anymore has been with me since the miscarriage. She said it won't affect your performance or drive or even pleasure, Chris." “Can I at least think about it?” Christopher ran his fingers on his hair, removing the hair tie . He sighed and then looked at me. “Is this really what you want? I can understand if you don’t want kids anymore, but why do I have to be the one to get a vasectomy?” “Because that’s the only way I know I can truly trust you. I mean if you’re willing to give that part of yourself up for me, then you do love me.”