Girlfriend Contract Funny Novels & Stories

She reminded me and my cheeks flushed red in embarrassment. "I'm so sorry, I was really excited." I apologized. "That's a huge amount of money, how many years?" She asked, her smile was beginning to feel a little frozen. "Years?" I asked back with a smirk on my face. "Yeah, how many years, the contract is not for a day, is it?" She inquired, a little fake sarcastic amusement drawn across her face. I frowned. "The contract is for two weeks, I'm going to be his girlfriend for two weeks." I almost screamed again.

"This time, I will speak first." I waited, arms folded. "You become my fake girlfriend for one year. Public appearances, media events, corporate functions. "You'll be generously compensated." You will have a place to live, a job in my company, and a monthly allowance. Everything you need will be provided, no strings. Just a contract." His words were smooth and calculated. A business deal. Like I was just another line in his portfolio. "You're joking." "I never joke," he said simply, his tone flat but not cruel. "And I always keep my promises."

Then back at her. And finally said: “I would like a refund.” The tension shattered briefly. Even Damon barked out a laugh. The woman looked unimpressed. “Humor won't change reality.” “No,” Cassian agreed weakly. “But it makes reality significantly less annoying.” Luca adjusted his hold on him slightly. “Maybe stop antagonizing armed strangers.” “She started it.” “She revealed a global conspiracy.” “Exactly.” Damon rubbed his face. “This is somehow the most normal reaction he's had all day.”

Selena had read the contract before and it didn’t mention anything about prohibiting her to hug other men. “Alexander, this woman is my girlfriend. I can hug or kiss her if I want to. You have no rights over her relationship.” Leo smiled and declared their relationship proudly. “Girlfriend? So you’re in a relationship now and didn’t inform me? How should I punish you for this?” Alexander asked, he looked like he was about to burst in anger. “Mr. Lancaster, didn’t you read the contract carefully? It didn’t mention anywhere that I couldn’t have a boyfriend.” Selena replied sassily.

“It’s business, not a honeymoon suite.” She laughed—genuine and soft. There was a pause. “So,” she said lightly, twirling a pen between her fingers, “got a girlfriend?” The question slid out casually but hung there. Enzo tilted his head. “You want to include that in the contract too?” “Maybe in the non-compete clause,” she quipped. He shook his head, smirking. “No girlfriend.” “Really?” “Really.” “Not even a situationship?” “I don’t do ‘situations.’ Either we are, or we’re not.”

Connor replied confidently, leaning closer across the small wooden table. "Are you willing to sign a fake dating contract and be my official girlfriend, Megan?"

It read: #CONTRACT_DEED_FOR_DATING #MRS_JOHNSON_AISHA I,.............accept the contract deal to be the boyfriend for Mrs Johnson Aisha for four weeks. During these four weeks, I agree to abide by the rules and regulations bond to me by signing this contract. These rules including: 1. No sex with Mrs Johnson till the four weeks of the contract has been concluded. 2. No sex with any outsider, be it male or female. As a boyfriend to Mrs Johnson Aisha, I promise to remain faithful to her alone and never to go out of character to cheat on her for any reasons whatsoever.

I could clearly see the frustration growing on his face, but I didn't care about how he felt anymore because I just couldn't believe the audacity of this man. "And I don't think you understand how ridiculous this proposal is" I went on "You want me to pretend to be your girlfriend for a contract? How is that going to help you in the long run? When you can always go out and find the real deal" "I've already told you why I need to do this but it's fine if you don't want to. We don't need to fight about it" he offered a smile and I shook my head to stop me from saying something I was going to definitely regret later

There were a file and on top of it was a sticky note stuck to it. "You don't need to sign it, I'm going to make you stay anyway," the note said. And under that was the contract papers with the title, "the girlfriend contract." It felt like the words were physically hurting her with how persuasive they were. She could feel how he wrote everything as a challenge when all she wanted him to was mean it. She didn't want to be a nobody, a game that he would like to play till the end of time. She wanted to be someone he reallt valued beyond the thrill of it. But the knots she felt in her stomach was different. She could feel the gut wrenching way the words were drilling into her. She fell back on t

"Mr. Duke, what's Elaine's standard f*e, I want to take her with me." Ryan's face sank instantly when he heard these words, "Elaine signed a ten year contract with the company, in less than ten years, she'll never want to leave the company, later, K Group will officially announce the termination of your contract, you can leave now". Brian gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do. Celebrities were supposed to be glamorous, but they were subject to constraints at every turn. He walked out the door of the conference room and saw Elaine standing right there, all worried.