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Jenny "Go, Babe! That's my girl! You see that blonde?! She's my girlfriend!" I covered Jibee's mouth before I could shout another embarrassing thing. "Stop embarrassing my best friend!" Jibee removed my hand from her mouth "I'm not! I'm just proud of her!" She reasoned out The glee club prepared a musical show before our graduation ceremony start and this lady beside me keeps on shouting stupid things to cheer her girlfriend. I won't deny that Rose is really a great performer.

“We’re all in this together!” Reluctantly, Maira searches through her phone until she finds the most embarrassing photo—a funny picture of her with braces and oversized glasses. “Alright, here goes nothing!” she says, posting it with a cheeky caption that leaves us all in stitches. “Alright, who wants another drink?” I ask, standing up to refill our glasses as the laughter settles. “Me!” the girls shout together, raising their glasses expectantly. I go to the drink station and pour fresh cocktails, the laughter bubbling around me like an overflowing fountain.

Roxy stands up to go help him and the ginger girl looks at me and smiles. “You’re the girl Payne was with aren’t you?”, she asks and hearing his name makes me flinch as if I was in pain. “Yeah”, I answer and the other one wraps her arm around mine. “Is he was good in bed as other girls say? I wouldn’t mind trying it on”, she says smiling at her friend. “Excuse me”, I say standing up and walking out of the pub.

"Jenna the absolute genius, alive!" "As always perfect, beautiful and enviable" said Axel animatedly. "Girlfriend, how envious I am of you, the good kind, but envious, I'm a zombie I want your brains" said Mary jocosa "Stop bothering me hahahaha, it's just a few tests, nothing more" said Jenna, because she didn't like to be boastful. They all went out together to the cafeteria to celebrate the great event of their classmate, they ordered juices and sodas and shouted at the top of their lungs

I moved through the rest of the list and off-freaking-course, there were more offensive remarks and some of them were written in the middle of the night. “Is she a robot? When is she sleeping?” My best friend asked no one in particular. “She doesn’t have time. She is too busy loving me from a distance,” The famous boy attempted a joke with a small, but breathtaking smile. “Not funny,” Tina shook her head at him and his face dropped. “No?” Thomas tried again, and his irises moved from Tina to Linda, and then landed on me. “Nope,” I pressed my lips in a thin line. “Sorry.”

She asks and I scoff giving her an incredulous look. "Briar. Girlfriend? Sweetheart, you're more than my girlfriend. You're like my fucking soulmate." I say, feeling a hint of panic because I did not really mean to get that deep but it slipped out and it's not a lie so I'm not gonna take it back. Her eyes go wide for a second before she tilts her head back and let's out a laugh. "You should see your face right now!" She says through her laughter. "You look terrified!" She says and I scowl at her a little.

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Sarah chuckled, savoring the memory. Emily rolled her eyes, although the subtle smile on her lips revealed the close bond they shared. “You mean the time you turned an embarrassing situation into a spectacle of humour?” “Come on, it was funny! That moment was legendary.” Emily opened her mouth in mock surprise. “Legendary? More like a comedy of errors!” Sarah’s infectious laughter resonated throughout the cafeteria, causing a few to turn their heads towards them. “Sure, Em, but that moment sealed our fate as best friends. From that day forward, we were unstoppable!”

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

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