Novel & Cerita Girlfriends Funny Quotes

Her eyes were barely open. And she looked thoroughly unimpressed by life. The sight was so ridiculous that Sarah immediately burst into laughter. Jenny joined her seconds later. Ann frowned. “I don’t appreciate being laughed at.” “You absolutely deserve it,” Jenny replied. Ann sighed dramatically. “Good morning to you too.” The laughter only intensified. The rest of the morning passed pleasantly. The three friends settled comfortably in the living room, talking about everything from school memories to embarrassing stories, future plans, relationships, and work.

The girl shook her head: "No, you don't understand. You must be thinking I can get a man now that the silly game is over!" "I am not thinking anything, I swear." Diana cupped the girl's face in her hands. "You're almost nineteen. You can do whatever you want. I just advice you to be brave because people let us down all the time, but you have to be strong to get over. That's just part of life." "Oh, I am not in the mood for a mother-daughter talk! Life stinks and your cheesy advice won't make me feel any better." "You're right. Life sucks. No more cliché inspirational quotes. Just tell me why you said your ex-girlfriend lied when she said she was in love with someone else."

She ran pass my friends and I could swear she was thanking God for saving her life just now. "What?. Did you three enjoyed the show? Was it so funny ?" I questioned, anger oozing in my voice. Can't believe I was venting my frustration on my friends. Chris,Dante and Becks had been laughing the whole time, like I was some comedian. They ignored my anger. "This is just like a scene out of a movie, don’t you think?" He laughed. "Exactly. The clumsy girl bumps into cruel guy, and they always end up falling in love!" Becks chimed in.

"Don't cry, everything would be fine." "I need one more shot." "Just one and I'll take you home." She took the shot and leaned on me, wrapping her arms around my neck. She placed her hand on my chest, my hand drifted to her hip and settled. "Do you know what my best friend says?" She asked. "No, I don't. Tell me." "She says that sometimes everyone needs to have some fun to forget what they're going through." "That means you're best friend must be inspirational." "Yes, she's the best and you also," She placed her finger on my lips and moved closer, our lips were brushing. "You're a cute and good guy."

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”

The girls were doing their best on the dance floor with and without their men. Kai and I got a place at the bar spot, we ordered for a drink and got into some funny discussions. “So, tell me about your funny girlfriend, is she still with you?” I asked, looking away. “Hey man, stop calling her that.” Kai furrowed his eyebrows. All for jokes. “So was never my girlfriend and can never be.” Kai said, pouring the liquor into his mouth. “Oh, she's your mate then.” I chuckled. “Seriously?” Kai was sick of me already.

" Geez! So uncomfortable." Katty chuckled, making fun of her friend. With a broad smile on her face she asked," So, which one is suitable for you?" Kavya's face turned red in embarrassment and rage . " What's so great about them? Everyone stares at girls , we just have to ignore them and carry on with our work." Her explanation left Katty dumbfounded, she was trying to have fun with her but it turned out that she herself became a joke.

Grace says, making the others laugh. “Mother, no one has ever called any of us delightful. Well, maybe Emlyn, but definitely not me and certainly not Emerson,” Riley says. “I am damn delightful, thank you very much,” the big man at the end of the table says. “Said no one, ever,” Riley says. “I think you’re delightful, baby,” Quinn says, and it almost sounds like a purr. “Thank the goddess for mate bonds,” Riley says. “Here! Here!” the entire table says, making everyone laugh again.

He blurted out and we all just laughed at his crazy experience. "Wow! Congratulations, France! Because if you have faced them, if Eve has peed in her underwear, you might have shitted in yours. Damn it! I can't... Heee, imagine it. Fuck! I can not breathe. Damn!" My jerk girlfriend let out and laughed like hell with the gay guy in the other line. See? Idiots. "What is so damn funny in here?" Someone asked by the door and we turned our heads to the blonde girl. It's Nadia that is wearing a curious and knowing face as she walked in.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.