Novel & Cerita Go Home You're Drunk Memes

For now "Okay, let's go get drunk!" "Then, how do we get back home if we are drunk?" Betty asked with a chuckle as she starts walking into the main part of the club. "Use a damn Uber or crash at your car" I replied as I walked to catch up with her "We would have guys approaching us all the time because we just stripped"Betty pointed out. "That's what makes it more fun and right! we shouldn't drink to get drunk " I reasoned. "Alright yo! Let's have some fun" Betty said and we arrived the bar segment of the club...

He chuckled a bit as he walked back to his seat and sat down just to drink the water. “So, maybe juice? Or a fizzy drink or maybe a milkshake, you suggest?” he questioned “Uhm… I mean those could work too but I was leaning towards those other types of drinks rather.” I shrugged “Homer, do you drink?” he asked me while staring right into my eyes “Uhm… Not really. I mean, I do appreciate a good glass of wine when I can but I do not do the hard stuff.” I replied “Please… that was barely wine. What you drank was rubbing alcohol or some cheap cheap wine. The one that gives you a headache the next day and makes you drunk. And it is not supposed to make you drunk.” he replied as he chuckled a bit.

I placed her gently in the back seat and started driving. “You are drunk,” I stated dryly. “ Yeah! I drank a fulllll glass of waterrrr….” She said waving her hands in an exaggerated attempt to show how much water she had drunk. She looked so comical that I couldn’t stop laughing. What did she mean by ‘ I drank a glass of water.’? Maybe she had not drunk alcohol and her drink was spiked. Why did she go to the club in the first place? I had never seen her go to nightclubs before. So I asked her, “ Why did you go to the club?”

- You have to drink this beer in 3 minutes, or you'll be hanging here until tomorrow morning. Fuck, that pitcher must have more than 100 fl oz of beer. How could he drink that much beer in 3 fucking minutes? How was he going to drink more than 100 fl oz of beer, period? Theo starts sucking, and the jokes start making weird sounds and telling shit. - Go, imagine you're sucking a cock. I bet you suck a cock harder than that. - ohhh ohhhh yessss yessss suck me . ohhhhhh. - Go! Go! Go! Go!

She started to say “Hey it’s okay. Forget it. Let’s just do the drunk baby giraffe.” He continued with a smile. The goofiness continued long into the night. Eventually Melissa needed to sit down. Taking a booth they sat with drinks Melissa drinking beer, Brock drinking water. “You know Brock.” Melissa was slurring her words “You’re a good fiend.” “A fiend? Oh you mean friend.” Brock corrected. “Thas wut I zed. Fiend.” Melissa slurred

Laughter bubbles out of me again "Liquor? you mean beer and wine. You and Mike were so drunk I didn't know how I was going to get you home safely! I ended up driving mikes four-wheeler out of the woods because you were less fucked up then him. I didn't even feel the effects of the wine it was like I had been drinking water.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

92 : "Drunk & High" Drunk & High 92 T A T E The loud music was busting up these four walls of the club, it was pretty pretty loud almost deafening to the ears. I can't even hear my own thoughts, it's crazy. Most men were into groups of four to many were all busy drinking and chattering. Most slut looking women that were around were dancing up against a man or two that they probably just met while I'm here drowning myself with troubles and pain.

Eloisa gasped as she let go of the words she wanted to say and while she let those words want out of her mouth. ***** "Dude, you're drunk. Let's go home... I'll take you home to your wife's house." Jayson is very drunk. He couldn't even recover from the excess alcohol he drank from the orders he had made several times from the waiter that Jayson often called whenever the alcohol he was drinking ran out. Jayson couldn't enunciate to answer his friend. He was still holding the bottle in his hand that was holding the wine bottle. "Dude," Chris mumbled. He was trying to help Jayson to stand. But first, he fetch the bottle of wine that his friend was holding.