Novel & Cerita Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks

This jerk was not messing around. ~ Maybe I should call my lawyer. Jerk. I didn't know how to reply so I just left his message on read and maybe he got impatient that he sent me another text. ~ I'm about to leave here, don't waste my time else unless you've gathered so much for the lawsuit. Jerk. A surge of defiance coursed through me. He was trying to intimidate me but I wouldn't let him win over. I decided to go. After all, I wasn't a weak woman, I could fight for myself if he tried to hurt me. I typed my response.

I went down immediately and didn't go around anymore, and just joined the mess. I saw that Jam was about to be stabbed by an opponent so I quickly ran and kicked the person who tried to take his life. So he turned to me. He saluted before returning to the fight. I was just shaken by his attitude. "You owed me, Jerk." smiling I said, which made his face frown so I just laughed at the same time to avoid the knife that was supposed to go at me. I looked at the person who did that badly. Iww, he looks like an idiot.

he said with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and responded, "What are you talking about? I've always been polite." Derek laughed and said, "No matter how much a snake sheds its skin, it’s still a snake." I smiled and retorted, "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart." Derek hid a smirk and said, "Wow, I bet you even fart glitter!" The roast got to me, and I couldn't help but feel insulted. "Some people are like slinkies — not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs," I said, trying to come up with a comeback.

Fucking perfect. "I'm sorry, I can come back later if this is a bad time for you," Jake replied, wincing. "No, wait up," I halted him. Taking two steps towards Jake, I turned to Vesper, "You know what, I might as well start being loose henceforth. At least they are not jerks like you." "Fucking great!" Vesper yelled as I began to walk away from him. "Fuck him and get a freaking disease while doing that." Biting my lower lip, I heaved a breath, blinking back the tears that clouded my vision. Why was he being a jerk to me? I literally did nothing wrong to him.

Jericho said as he shakes his head. “Do what?” I ask innocently even though I know very well what he was saying. “Playing with words, and letting me realize how big of an asshole I am even though you didn’t really say it to me directly.” “Come on,” I said slapping the back of his shoulders, “You know I would never do that.” “Intentionally maybe,” Jericho protested.

"Oh, I am already falling for you. Right now, I don't have it but I promise you till next year I will have it." "Geez. You don't have to promise me. Just promise yourself." "Okay baby." "Jerk. If you called me baby again. I will call you a jerk again." "I'm falling for you now. You are so awesome." "Don't butter me up. I won't fall for it. Mr. Remo." "Okay fine. Don't fight, Just ask questions first." "Stupid, Fighting makes friendship stronger." "Oo La La. So you already considering me your friend."

“Always be prepared.” “You’re such a nerd.” “And you’re still alive because of it,” Jasper shot back.

Gabi smirked “What?” I answered “I’ve been thinking, since I’m so damn hungry, why don’t you whip us up a special delicacy of yours you know, before the tasting contest starts” she smirked and I just wanted to die that moment. What was it Jerry said again? That lies catch up to you? Well I guess mine’s caught up to me… Oh shit! I’ve gotta answer “I don’t know, I still feel a little bit sick” I sighed. Good comeback brain, high five!

Jerk, 9:10am: Are you so shit scared you can't rear your ugly head or even reply my messages? Ugly head? Not me. Somehow, the words bit me down a bit. It's not like I wanted a jerk like him to find me attractive, but him seeing me as something far from beautiful wasn't going to help my pride or morale. I sent a rolling eyes emoji. Good Grace, 10:18am: Tomorrow, dude.

“That's what pisses me off, you are trying so hard not to show it but you care about the asshole. You put our lives on the line for him,” “And I appreciate it,” Triscade cut in. The intense glare thrown by Jericho made him stand by the threshold. “I'm sorry for everything I did. I was a douche acting out of impulse,” “Douche? That's an understatement of the century! You are fucking psycho!” “Jericho!” “What? I'm right,” He sighed. “He had been out for us since the day he got back into town,” “I want to make up for it, help you fight this trouble you are in,” he offered as he walked up to my bedside.