Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks Novels & Stories

“Make me forget that jerk.” “Alright Dr. Lucy, this time you're the one asking so don't blame me if you regret it.”

People were exchanging ideas more freely, the initial doom and gloom replaced by a sense of camaraderie and determination. Damien nodded appreciatively. “You’re right, Jerry. We need to keep our heads up and look for creative solutions. Let’s turn this setback into a stepping stone.” Jerry, encouraged by the response, continued to inject humor throughout the meeting. When discussing potential new marketing strategies, he quipped, “Maybe we should hire a comedian to be our spokesperson. At least then, even if people don’t believe us, they’ll be entertained.”

“We'll get revenge. I promise, they'll pay for what they did.” But first, I need to get my family back. The memory of Jack's snide and gleeful message is like kerosene poured over my already blazing fury.Laugh it up while you can, you bastard. I'm coming for you.

I slowly rolled to my side, coughing and gasping for air. ”Fuck you, Gio. That was personal.” I croaked out. ”Payback is a bitch.” I saw his smug grin and flipped him off.

"Are you seriously kidding me right now?!" "What's this nonsense you're spewing from your mouth right now!" "I'm still going to succeed though!" He replied as he limped back to where he stood up from.

I still don't respond because I suddenly feel I have to watch everything I say to him. Unknown number: Okay I lied. I'm not Hunter, I'm your great grandfather's ghost, now will you talk to me? I burst into laughter at his message. I don't know what came over me but I save his number as My Jerk. Me: Oh shut up, will you ever let that go? My jerk: Ooohhh, she speaks! I was already thinking of coming back to your house. Did you know we don't live that far from each other? It's just 5 minutes walk apart!

No one had ever spoken to me with such a tone before. The guy scoffed. "Lighten up? You're that jerk who bullied that girl yesterday along with your friends. I don't like people like you" I frowned at the word jerk but then smiled as I recalled Hina’s face. "Yeah right. It was fun" I relaxed a bit in the chair. "Fun?" The guy spat. "You call ruining her reputation fun?" "Woah cool down man. It's no big deal" I chuckled. The guy had no idea why I was doing those things. And it seemed fun toying with him like this.

"Have you ever had somebody point out what a jerk you are?" "You frequently engage in that. There is no competition for you in that area." "Hmm, d*ck." "I am aware of your dependence on my d*ck. I don't need to be reminded." Her cheeks warm up. "No, I meant you're an idiot.Idiot." "Do you want to give my d*ck head, then?” “Ugh. Stop distorting my statements. "Why should I not?" For the first time in a very long time, I truly smiled. "I like it."

"How am I pretending to be perfect? I'm not even acting like I am! Nobody's perfect—only God is. So how am I doing that? You know what? I take back my apology. I don’t care anymore whether you think it was a joke or not. It’s not my problem. I actually thought we could be friends, but I was wrong. We can never be friends." I gave him a sharp look, turned, and walked far away—but not without muttering, "Jerk," loud enough for him to hear.

“I won’t fuck up again.” “You didn’t really fuck up this time.” I stood. “And I wasn’t kidding about that retraining, either. You better come back ready to work.” Jer’s smile stayed with me the whole way home, even through Stan’s ribbing.