Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

’ It’s not gооd enough. Mу сlіt may be bеtrауіng mе but I’vе made uр mу mind. Sоrrу іѕ nоt enough rіght nоw. It’ѕ nоt оkау tо gо аll ‘bad cop’ оn mе without wаrnіng. I can’t handle аnу mоrе ѕurрrіѕеѕ tоdау.

Indeed, it is", Genie replied, smiling smugly. "And do you also know that it is a coping mechanism for low self esteem? I guess that is why it doesn't work on me" Genie bolted upright. " Alright, that's it. Get out of the bed. You are no longer welcome" "Are you- ouch!", Malik stood up from the ground, rubbing his back. "That is what you get for being rude. That and a boner", Genie told him. Malik's eyes were no longer playful.

I replied, trying to sound accommodating enough. At the same time, I was already calculating my comeback to whatever comment she had to make. "I am sorry I must have been rude at the start," she began and my defenses took a step back but never too far –this might be a trap or a 'keep your enemies close' kind of thing. It happened in every movie! "I have dealt with Mr. Gabriele quite many times and he has always been sort of– negligent with his business. He refuses deals without even checking the level of awareness they will bring to him... I don't know..."

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

That feels good every time. The truth is, I'm not really mad at him, but it's fun to make fun of him. Of course, I need to get back at that freaking handsome guy! Having to go through your death all over and experiencing the pain the second time again, that's no easy feat. A loud thud suddenly came from the wall. "Can you please shut up?!" My grumpy neighbor, old Mr. Bakeman complained. I frowned while zipping my jacket. "Sorry!"

Thank God, the screen was not broken. Aziel: Can you make a quick reply? What took you so long? Me: My phone fell. I bumped into someone. Aziel: And you didn't saw his face again? Me: What about him? Aziel: Stupid. I suddenly became annoyed. I can't believe that I will receive that kind of reply from him. Me: You're just over reacting! I didn’t reply back after that. What he is saying made no sense.

come on guys, live a little, after all you only live once as the humans say, why not make it great? " Well I'm not sure about you but I live everyday and it's been going pretty good thus far, perhaps throw your party at a more convenient time if you really want us to come " I don't mean to be harsh or make her feel bad but I just don't like when people try to guilt you into things or situations you're not okay with, that's really not cool at all.

Because I watched that once and I find it so lame. "Hey, that's educational." Gen even told me that he defended that boy. "Educational? Haha, if someone steals from you, can you tell the swiper no swiping, let's see if they return the item or stop. That TV show is lame. Don't Breath is even better than that." "So what is that?" It's still a question for me. "Kill. That's too good." I answered and smiled. It winced. "It's not obvious that you're brutal, is it?" This is a sarcastic question to me.

Because I watched that once and I find it so lame. "Hey, that's educational." Gen even told me that he defended that boy. "Educational? Haha, if someone steals from you, can you tell the swiper no swiping, let's see if they return the item or stop. That TV show is lame. Don't Breath is even better than that." "So what is that?" It's still a question for me. "Kill. That's too good." I answered and smiled. It winced. "It's not obvious that you're brutal, is it?" This is a sarcastic question to me.

“Is that's the reason why he looks so mad at you.” My face turn to her, I gave her glares. “I was trying to avoid him. He always put me in disaster. Our last meeting, it feels like I was hit ten times by the hammer. He's so dominant and rude! I block out because I got nervous of him, I hit the center table!” “You should thank him by that.” She pointed out my stand. “And why is that? He put me into a disaster, Andy. No way I'd like to get near him again just to thank him.”