The Vampire King's Feeder
I reach up and take it down, thinking it probably won’t do much good now anyway.
“I’m sorry, Your Majesty,” I say. “You’re not thin—you’re quite muscular. And… I wouldn’t say you’re pretty either.”
He feigns being hurt, pretending that tears are welling up in his eyes. “I’m not pretty?”
“Sorry,” I tell him, and then I’m touching him again, my knuckles brushing the smooth surface of his cheek. I stop laughing now. “You’re not pretty, but you are very… handsome.” A thousand other words rush to mind, some of which are very inappropriate to say to your king—sexy, godlike, fuckable? I could never….