Goofball The Goofy Cartoon Ghost Novels & Stories

"Hahahaha, why do I find you so funny now? Your face right now really makes me laugh. You're really funny. Hahahaha." Said the ghost general, laughing heartily. "What's so funny? This is all because of you, and you're the cause of it! If it weren't for you, how could I be here and become like this? You ungrateful fool!" The skeleton general was furious and kept yelling at the ghost general, but instead of stopping, the ghost general laughed even harder at the skeleton general's attitude.

But they all felt so fucking real. Jesus! The thought of having sex with a ghost made me sick all over. My stomach knotted as a full-blown terror took root. A fever ran down my body and my skin gallop with goose pimples. "Do you see her?" his question brought me back to reality. I nodded slowly. "So those times I see you talking to yourself, it is her you are talking to?" I motioned. "Jesus!" he exclaimed. "You need deliverance with serious prayers oh!"

He said while moving towards me , i started moving backwards because i didn't want him to get too close to me. "What do you want from me ?" I asked. "Wow nice question, i just want to replace you" he said and then he disappeared, i looked around but i didn't see him, i remembered that Mr Franklin said he was a ghost. "But why me?" I asked, although he was not visible but i knew he was around. "Because i am you" he said and appeared in my back. "I swear to God i will shut you off" i said in anger. "Are you crazy , you can't kill a ghost boy!" He yelled and laughed.

Even if she did, she'd blame it on the wind. "Ghost?" Sharon was becoming concerned, "I thought you don't believe in such things?" "Really? Oh, em." Geneva cleared her throat and spoke confidently, "that's true, I am not scared by flimsy things such as ghooosts!" The last word Sharon heard was the word 'ghosts' being screamed into her eardrums before she heard nothing else. The phone had fallen and disassembled and the call, disconnected.

She was huddled on the sofa under a duvet, looking tragic. “Feeling better?” she asked. “Blah.” “I’m sorry.” It was hard to know how to sympathize with someone who sounded like Emperor Goan. “But, hey, you can do an awesome impression of Emperor Goan.” That seemed to perk him up. “Go on. Say Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.” “Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station,” she rasped. She gave her a thumbs-up and went into herbedroom to slip into something less socially acceptable, emerging a few seconds later in her short pants and an I’M FABULOUS AND I KNOW IT T-shirt.

Goofy simply laid back down. When Doggo moved in close again, I scooped him up. "Quit bothering Goofy." Doggo whimpered, wriggling to break free. The moment I set him down, he darted right back to Goofy, curling up beside him and nuzzling against him.

“Thank you. I do my haunting with finesse.” Echo giggled. And for one strange, ridiculous second… our little ghost-human-ghost trio actually felt like a team.

Grams, how do I bind the tongue of a ghost? Yes, I already asked Moira. She said that you can’t. – Nessie The Fool, as Nessie had taken to calling the ghost in the bar, had become more and more vocal ever since Tank had announced that they were having babies. He became so annoying that Nessie began avoiding the front half of the clubhouse. She even skipped girls’ night. Then she started using the freight elevator as another way to avoid that area. He continued to get louder and soon she could hear him in her office.

I stated and came out with a smile on my face while he continued shouting. I approached Black with a huge smile on my face., She immediately stood up when she saw me. "What happened?" She asked. "Two balls knocked out," I said sarcastically. She just laughs as we walked out way out to leave the bar... --- "Where are we going Black?" I asked her. "My condo," she said without looking at me "Seriously? It's too early! Let's go bar hopping" I suggested "I've lost my appetite!" She said annoyingly "Why?" I asked.