Goofy Quotes Novels & Stories

A muffled laugh broke the dead silence, and she found the cause of said laughter with his hands clapped over his mouth, blue eyes dancing as he desperately fought the urge to give in and laugh at the expense of his friend. Unfortunately, all it took was Lisa raising one perfectly plucked eyebrow for him to lose it completely. "HAHAHA! SHE CALLED YOU PLASTIC FANTASTIC, DAMON, YOUR MATE...PLASTIC FANTASTIC!!!" Mate, what!?! "Listen here, Goofy, I am not mates with Mr. Plastic, hell I don't even know him, and while I'm flattered that my mere voice causes you to go into hysterics, I need to find my classes, so if you would just move your hero-worshipping harem along I would like to get inside, c

What I see is a clown with the word 'moron' stamped on his stupid monkey face" Halton burst out laughing. "See? Isn't that man quite laughable just like a clown?" "HaHa Oh my god this is too funny" He laughed like an idiot, snorting like a pig. "And you speak too much for a dog! stop barking and drive!". "Yes, mam!"

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

I asked when he still stood there, smiling strangely at me “Not quite, I just think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin me “ he smirked Oh my God, when does this torture end? I groaned internally “I’m actually good” I gave a tight smile, wishing he would just stop immediately. “No you’re not “ he argued “ I am “ I replied, wondering where this was going “No. You are goo” he looked at me Goo? As in that word, children used to describe disgusting things? I was about to get really offended.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

I picked up the bottle of soda. "You seem like you want to burn a hole through her ass," he quipped. I had taken a sip when I spat the liquid as a high pitched laughter escaped my lips. I quickly picked up the napkins and dabbed my lips. I looked up and saw Quinn shake his head with an amused smile. "You're really something," he said. "You're one to talk," I retorted.

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."