Goofy Quotes Novels & Stories

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

He smiled proudly. " You're right on that but not my diagnosis." I smiled. "See, there's that beautiful smile we all know and love." He pinched my cheeks. " Why don't you go for a stroll? It's a cool evening." He suggested. " No joor, I'm tired, I'm going to lay down." I yawned. " Alright champ, just do you." He quoted. " Better stop reading quotes online." I teased. " JB Soyinka, in the making." He bragged and we shared a laugh.

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

"Oh nice, wait for you what!!" "Relax Johnny, he doesn't even believe me, like they say the truth is always hardest to believe" "Wow why haven't I heard such a quote," he asked with a bit of sarcasm in his voice "Because you're an Idiot" "Would this Idoit figure out a way for you and Frankie to be friends again" "Really, how?!" "Am not going to tell you so easily" "Please", " nope, you called me an idiot"

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”

“Every night is girl’s night?” “Are you done?”. “Even if I can’t make it perfect, I can make it better”. “That’s enough of the barbie quotes”. “Nooo, it’s Kenough!”. Laughing loudly, I plant my ass in her abomination. “Seriously though, what the hell happened with this thing? A candy cane vomited all over it?”.

Gigi warned as she moved out of the doorway and into the hall. “He’ll be in a better mood once he’s surrounded by a bunch of seamen again.” Helen said as she came through the doorway. “Hey, you do you.” Gigi laughed. “Har, har.” Reese replied dryly as he searched for Bob Ross quotes. “Happy little mistakes. Make a bird. Fall like a waterfall. What the hell.” “What are you looking at?” his wife asked as she sat on his leg. “Dean gave me a hint for the zombie.”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.