Novel & Cerita Greek Gods Funny

Did a letter get sent out or something, geez? “Please forgive my brothers rudeness. I am Hades, this is Poseidon, and that’s Zeus.” Hades said. I couldn’t help it, I burst out laughing. Are they serious? The big three Greek gods? Upon seeing my hysterics Zeus and Hades looked shocked, Poseidon on the other hand took the lead. “I know, our names tend to cause that reaction. Your mom Gaia sent us.” Poseidon said. That stopped my laughing immediately. “My mom?” I asked.

“I still don’t know who you are!” “Yes, you do,” he insisted. “You know my name.” “Dikaios,” I repeated, getting frustrated now. “But the God of justice was--- Is? A woman! Dike, the Goddess of Justice!” “Ah, my beloved sister,” he grinned and choked; a cold and bitter laugh meaning there was little love lost between him and his blood relative. So he didn’t have a lot of good relationships with a lot of the other gods? What did that say about him?

"Because Ares, Apollo, and the God of the Ocean have gone to the East. The other gods haven't awakened yet. There is no one as powerful as you. You can only come from the East." "Is that all?" Chu Xun smiled and said, "Why don't you guess I'm Zeus?" "How dare you!" Athena was angry this time. Zeus was the father of gods, and no one could humiliate him. Chu Xun was speechless and said with a smile, "You're too smart. It's difficult for you to have a husband easily." Athena suddenly smiled, as dazzling as the God of the Sun, but Chu Xun rolled his eyes. "This woman is crazy. She is moody."

Poseidon asks and the girl looks over here making me hold in my laughter and I'm sure Death was doing the same thing Tears were pooling in my eyes as I tried not to laugh and I'm sure I was red. "Are you guys okay?" Demeter asks Aphrodite and Zeus exchange glances before smiles graze their lips as we hold in our laughter. "What's funny?" Poseidon asks as Ariel stands beside him I swear she looks exactly like her too. Just then, Death bursts into laughter, followed by me, after probably hearing my thoughts. "Maybe they don't hate each other," Hera says We both stop laughing and look at each other before grimacing and scooting away from each other.

“Try funny, Adriano, and I will not joke.” "Where's your sense of humour, Hades?" Hades leaned across the table so close Adriano could smell the smoke on his breath. “Don’t play games with me. I’ll burn Rome itself before I let a hand touch her.” The silence was screaming. Adriano finally leaned back, laughing dark. “Look at you. The mighty Hades, shaking over a woman. Over a child. How the gods must be laughing.” Hades straightened, smirk ghosting. “Let them laugh. I’ll bury them too.”

Shadow listed all the familiar names. “The Greek gods…” Sabrina whispered to an astonished Cole. “That is surprisingly stupid.” Cole had no words to describe the stupidest action of them all. “No. Not stupid.” But Shadow had to support their claims. “Poseidon, the God who controlled the sea, Hercules… Ah… I don’t wish to list all of the stupid things. We had a few discussions we needed to do. That’s why I am here.” Shadow retracted her thinking from listing all unimportant stuff to stroke their egos.

She smiled at me with a relieved expression on her face. Combining all their heavenly presence, I felt intimidated at the same time, in awe. Who would have imagined that I would get to meet the legendary gods? For some reason, my heart skips a beat while looking at each one of them like I have known them my whole life. It’s weird to say I feel at ease with their majestic presence. What baffled me was I recognized them all. There was Apollo, Hera, Athena, Ares, Aphrodite, Demeter, Dionysus, Hermes, Poseidon, and the high and mighty—Zeus—who was seated in the center.

"You seem to be a fish out of water." "Where are the other Greeks?" Coeus looks around the yard. Wisdom chuckles "I have no idea where they but since you came to my home I guess it's me you were looking for. Besides my grandfather has more important things to do than to entertain seventeen assholes. As for me, I can use a workout." Wisdom points to a man whose head resembles a card claw, holding a large oar and has a fishtail. I know who you are. Oceanus the God of Great."

he said with the same smile as before. “You know, I’m not the confused one. I know you won’t believe me. But maybe you should take a look at some of the stories about the old Greek gods. Especially the one with Hephaestus, Ares, and Aphrodite,” I said with a smile. Before he could speak, Smith stormed in. “Leave us,” he said with a growl lacing his voice. The confusion in Ripley’s eyes only increased. Smith’s caring act is already faltering.

The celestial god had bridged a gap between gods and humans a long time ago. He watched her run in the garden like a three years old child with no care in the world. Her laughter rang in the wind like soft bells. She was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. Adjusting the flowers, he walked toward her confident. His mind was made up, he was going to talk to her, and they were going to be friends. Soon, he got to where she stood with a wide grin plastered on his face. He extended the flowers to her. But to his dismay, she walked past him. He followed her, hoping she’d accept his flowers. But it was almost like he wasn't there. He realized she could not see him. She had no idea someone