Novel & Cerita Greek Gods Funny

I giggled. "Ah sh*t, you just giggled, this isn't good," I heard her mutter. Just then an old man who's about in his fifty's appears right in the door way with a smile on his face. "Oh my God! Where the f*ck did he came from?! Jesus Christ!" Greka screamed. "Welcome lady Hera, I see you've got yourself a friend," The old man greets us with a smile. " Hello Freddy! It's been a while! And this is Greka, my friend? I guess," I chuckled softly.

Honestly, none of this is going to plan, so it could go either way. Anyway… what’s so funny is that this is where the proverbial pen is mightier than the actual sword. If there’s one thing I learned from all the tales about Greek mythology I read while I was bedridden, it’s that Ares hates to be ridiculed. He’s a hothead and easily goaded. I don’t think he’s all that smart either. Just strong and fearless... Is being dumb the same as being fearless? I don’t know. Something to think about if I survive this, I guess?

“Selene and I thought it would be funny.” Blood pours from his mouth, before they can ask what he meant. “Selene?” Sil asks Iris. Iris looks around at the minor gods bleeding to death. Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena and Hera can’t maintain their giant status and are the same size as Titan. “They are drunk. She poisoned the wine. That is why they look so afraid. She had Dionysos poison them,” Iris tells Sil. “That is a good thing. It means we will win,” Sil tells her.

"How can one relax in the presence of a god?" The male shrugged, now raising a goblet to his lips. "Beats me. I was born god after all." Loukas ignored the sarcasm in his voice, trying to find a way to beat the potency of whatever he had done in the water but gave up after a while. "Finally," Dionysus said with a roll of his eyes, returning the goblet back on the edge. "You mortals can be so stubborn, and for no reason, which is ever quite confusing."

He said and it sparked my interest. "Why?" I asked, finding myself more inquisitive. "I prefer football. It's fun, I don't have to read for it or cram stupid Greek names like Zeut," He said and I laughed. "It's Zeus, let me explain, it's pretty interesting if you pay attention." "Oh no, please," Henry pleaded and reached to cover his ears but I held him down and laughed. "There were three immortal Greek gods. They were all brothers. Their names were Zeus, Poseidon and Hades," I started to say, remembering exactly how it was in my notebook.

Now why do I feel he is insulting me "But alpha she is your mate! " Jake said. "No no a mere human cannot be my mate noo! " the Greek god exclaimed. You know what I don't give a fuck I am leaving this place I am getting scared now the Greek god is shaking and I don't think I like him too he is just plain mean!

The Goddess asked my brother curiously. “Because I just saw how they’re going to argue,” my brother said before covering his ears. Nalia’s frustrated growl echoed throughout the pack. I shook my head; that made no sense at all, yet to the gods it was a very amusing situation. And I raised my eyebrows. “Is what’s happening really that funny?” I asked without hesitation. The Goddess smiled, showing all her teeth, and then nodded without hiding her cheekiness. “It is,” she said. “Especially when the things that come out of the fights are fantastic.”

"In an online blog, I saw somebody comment that Metamorphosis is just a more readable version of the greek gods being Nymphomaniacs." Ken spluttered instantly and coughed a few times, feeling his windpipe close up. Monroe's eyes widened before she burst out in giggles. Roy too—who was maintaining a good seriousness to the situation broke into a low grin. "What the.. is it true?" Monroe asked from between giggles.

Zeus rolled his eyes, flicking bits of electricity toward Poseidon’s way. “Such a scaredy cat, aren’t you?” The dark angel, Gabriel, gripped his arms to pull him away. “Or maybe you are like one of those creations you have that couldn’t even make it up here?” Zeus laughed loudly, black tears running down his face. Flinging the tear toward Poseidon, Poseidon growled. Fangs descending reminded me of a shark.

"What the –" I huffed in exasperation. "Don't bother yourself with him. You're under my protection. He'll do nothing" Artemis said. "That god is definitely a Looney." I scoffed. She burst out laughing. I stared at her surprised Artemis could laugh at me calling her uncle a Looney. Well, I guess nearly everyone despised Poseidon. Finally she stopped laughing. "Let's go to my room then, while we await Aphrodite's return."