Novel & Cerita Greek Gods Funny

“According to G****e, Hades, who is also known as the god of the underworld had three children, Zagerus, Macaria, and Melinoe. The first is a boy while Macaria and Melinoe are girls. Now if you’d ask me, I think this information is irrelevant. Nothing concerns Greek mythology with Nigerian homicidal maniacs.” A smile crawled into Lex’s lips. “Actually, it does.” “How, if I may ask.” Bob folded his arms indignantly. “Yes; maybe G****e thinks Hades had one son – or none at all, but that’s not a reliable source, is it?” “You just said ‘G****e’ isn’t reliable.” Byron chipped in. “For once I have to agree with the kid. You just said G****e, the most reliable source of information on the web, the

I fight the chuckle that is building at Jadara’s words. We approach towering golden doors that remind me of the Gate of Purgatory, only it doesn’t have trapped souls writhing and moaning. No, this one is pretty, but a definite eyesore. Images of the gods having fun with drinks in hand and is that … an orgy. Ok, whatever floats your boat. The doors open and we can hear laughter coming from above the room and there on a floating damn platform is the cunt of the hour. “ZEUS! WHERE ARE MY PUPS!” my mom roars and the laughter dies down, and the platform lowers to the ground. Zeus smirks as he drinks his wine from his gold cup. Pompous asshat.