Greek Gods Funny Novels & Stories

Alarick asked. "It seems like someone else is also knowledgeable about the Greek gods and goddesses here besides me." The alpha jokingly replied. "I just learn that as I travel into the city of the human. I know less than you do." Alarick humbled himself in front of the alpha. While the two men are talking about the Greek gods and goddesses and share their thoughts about them, Luna is scanning the items that Alarick brought.

“Very funny,Kallias.” “Do I look like I'm joking?”

Guan Yu was human before the Chinese worshiped him. “It doesn’t matter,” Commodus said in a melancholic tone. “Mars never believed in me ever since we met. He sent me here for entertainment because he reminded me of his Greek days. After a thousand years living in this world, I think I provided him with a lot of entertainment.” “Entertainment?” I let out a chuckle. “I hear a chuckle,” he asked. “Is there something funny?” “Gods and their entertainment. You’ve heard their stories, right?”

His manhood throbbing and eager to pleasure the naughty Goddess. “Oh, if I were unchained, you will regret that you teased me like this, woman.” He mutterd in between sucks. “Really.” As she sat on top of him and guided him inside her. “ Mmm..This feels good. You still have the biggest c*ck.” She moved against Hades. Almost like dancing and while she did so, Hades still held on to her breasts like a baby hungry for it’s mother’s milk. They both find their release after a few hours. Love making with Gods lasts longer than the average humans.

Isis said. “Our dear child, do you honestly believe we would allow him to win so easily,” Selene asked. “He did win. He is still winning. He is down there right now decimating the entire planet,” I spoke with slight hesitation on what is real right now. Three crazy goddesses laughed again. “What the fuck is so funny,” I yelled above their obnoxious laughter. In an instant, the laughter ceased. Hecate stood up and with irritation on her expression, she slammed her ebony staff to the ground.

Just as he was about to take a sip, Hela appeared behind Ares with her hands on her hips. "Big broooooo!!!! Is Big Bro taking Grey out for drinks again?!" ** Grey entered the Zeus—Corp building. The name Zeus was a joke created by Ares based on his and Hela's characters. According to Ares, he was the god of war, and Hela was the mother of the gods, so it was fitting for his company to have the name of the king of gods.

"You're kind. And respectful. You're cute and funny. You're prettier than anything I've ever seen. Something traumatic has happened to your. You can be shy or very flirtatious. I think you're the reincarnation of Hades." Adrian stroked her hair softly. "What a flattering comparison." "It actually is. Of all the Greek Gods, he was the best, and least fucked up. He never cheated on his wife, he minded his business and did his job. But he got shit for it, even though he didn't exactly pick his job." Adrian chuckled. "Well...maybe Hades and I do have more in common than I thought." "Adrian...where are your parents?" "They moved to...and this is purely coincidence but Greece. They retired there.

“Sorry?” “Gods.” Zeus walked toward him. “You thought, ‘God.’ I prefer you use the plural, otherwise, when I return to Olympus, I’m going to hear it from Hera. And Aphrodite and Poseidon and Eros—especially Eros. They’ve accused me of getting too big for my toga on occasion, and singling myself out from the rest of them tends to get their Irish up. Or rather, their Greek.” He patted Logan’s shoulder. “Okay? From now on, it’s ‘gods.’ Lower case, plural. Keeps everyone happy.” The guy… Zeus… swam back to the head table while Logan just stared at him.

I watched as the guy left and the one thing that keep sticking in my mind that he seemed to be a strange guy but I’m not sure why that is. “What’s wrong baby girl?” “Who is that guy?” “That’s Dionysus, and he’s the god of wine and pleasure. He also the son of Zeus. Why don’t you go pick out a ring that you like to get.”

You are ancestral gods, and you behave like spoiled kids. Selene looks at Lucifron, stunned by his audacity. Hades transforms back into a hideous monster. A strong and powerful laugh fills the room and makes the packhouse shake. Outside the room, some shewolves scream in fear, and the friends look at Lucifron, who has his arms crossed, courageously looking between the eyes of the monster and Selene. - What's so funny about what I said? - he asks, thinking that the laughter came from Hades.