Greek Gods Funny Novels & Stories

How was what his sister saying reasonable? “You don’t get it. Mortals think gods are transcended being that aren’t controlled by emotions. But that isn’t true. Gods are emotional beings. Perhaps, they may be the most emotional creatures in the universe. The stronger their emotions, the greater their power. Look at Zeus, Thor, Ares, and Ray. The angrier they get, the greater their power. It’s one of the reasons why the greatest gods are said to be those who have a strong leash on their emotions.”

He looked up at me and shook his head. “Funny joke. But,” he beckoned her closer to him with his finger. Oh god. Oh god. She moved closer to him, her face still terrified. “If I was KGB your fat mouth just got me shot. So thanks,” he winked at her as she basically ran away. He looked up at me. “Really?” “What? She just fucking called me KGB.” He threw his arms up. “And you made her shit her pants.” “Good. But now is she going to take our order?” He peeked past the booth. I had to laugh as I took a sip of my wine.

They had these stern expressions on their faces, but that couldn’t dispute the fact that they literally looked like Greek gods. The ‘Zach’ smirked in my direction, and winked at me.. and for a minute, I wished for the ground to open up and swallow me…

I scoffed, not because any of this was funny but because the moon goddess sure had a weird sense of humor. First, she let my brother get killed by a blood thirsty maniac, then she let me come to Norsen and made that maniac my mentor, then just because she had to entertain the other gods of the nine realms and they needed a good laugh, she mated me to the man I hated, the man who killed my brother. The gods must be having one hell of a good time at my expense. It's a perfect story for a movie, but I didn’t see any cameras, and this was happening to me, not some human actress we watch on television. Me.

Thebian raked a hand through his canescent brown hair. At the same time, Jacques threw his head back and laughed out loud. “You expect us to believe you spoke with the moon goddess.” He spat bitterly. “The gods don’t bother with your kind.” Low growls reverberated around the room, to which Lykoan growled even louder to silence them all.

My fangs sprouted violently, and when the thirst for blood invaded me, I knew that I was at the top of the food chain. “Now you have so much power that the damn gods will be envious,” Greco said, and I was surprised. Of all the things he could say, mocking the gods made me smile.

- They said. Among the subdivisions between the Greek gods, the Egyptian gods and the Roman gods, there was the Greek god who lit up the heavens. In which Perseus is a tall, large, muscular man, the Greek god under the earth, with turquoise eyes and olive skin, with long curled hair tied behind his back, he is tall and strong, wearing a short and tight suit, with sandals, while at his side was his colleague.

"Wait wait! So what you're saying is that ZEUS, the Greek God of sky, is real!?" "Not just him Avery.. Each one... Every God that you know and don't know about are alive and kicking. But they hide themselves in between humans. You think the Greeks are stupid that they are making temples and worshiping them as if they all are literally listening? Because they are!" He said and Avery was still frozen in her place. She could not process all that information at once.. "My whole life has been a lie.." She said. "I know." "Wait you're not fooling me are you? You're not making stories right? Cause we won't be able to go back."

She did not know who God of War Is Here was, and she even did not know what he planned to do. If he was the same kind of person as Marcellus, she was going to suffer. Luckily, God of War Is Here was not like Marcellus. After a long silence, God of War Is Here sent his first comment. [Moon, please feel free to sing. Don’t be affected by anyone. I’ll protect you.] [Dang! Bro, you’re amazing!] [Pfft! Where’s Marcellus now? Didn’t he brag about being rich? Did he become deaf after a real bigwig showed up? Come out now!]

he said at a frozen Jason, " you mean the Greek gods are real?" Jason asked, " of course they are, you didn't think humans were that stupid to form those stories up did you?, along with the Egyptian and Norse with the annoying Indian gods" he said with distaste in his face, "Anyways," he continued, "I'm sure by now you believe the truth?" He said, jason nodded in acceptance, there was no doubt about that after all he had seen today. " good, you leave for your world at the break of the sun, I came to give you a warning and a little gift from my son who i must say you've gained favour in his sight" he said,