Greek Gods Funny Novels & Stories

A) John Ozais Screeman B) Khloe Dave C) Maria D) Jace E) Juliet F) Sam G) Raphael H) Pete Pratt I) Butt J) Claire Johnathan K) Margaret Johnathan L) Hilda M) Arakah N) Azazel O) Hades P) Gefion Q) Morgana Le Fay R) Danrakah S) Abyss Which god is classified under and among the greek pantheon? A) John Ozais Screeman B) Khloe Dave C) Maria D) Jace E) Juliet F) Sam G) Raphael H) Pete Pratt I) Butt J) Claire Johnathan

"The plan your eminence is to stage a small war, one to get Zeus out but not enough for him to need the bolt. And also, to get all the other gods out and fighting." Balchazar spoke like an educated man....well, in ancient Greece, that wasn't like any surprise. The men were on top and us women were down below, I would know, I was slut shamed for being raped. Thank you ancient Greece! If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic in the last part.

All I hear is; "I swear by my father Zeus, I will kill grand mama. There is no damn way I will take a mortal for a mate!" We all gasp at his declaration before realization dawns on us. Hermes is mated to my friend Tania. What a great turn out events? Is this what Kronos meant when he said that Hermes will soon understand the concept of mates? Who knew that gods also had mates. I look at the guys who were all smirking at Hermes. I then turn to my friend and decide to introduce everyone. "Summy darling, exactly where did you get all these devine and yummy looking Greek gods? I can't believe there are men this flawless in this universe."

Hera smiles sweetly as she watches the screen in anticipation. In a moment Zeus began his charade and his magic power got blocked by an abomination. “Ahhh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Serve you right old man! Let’s try playing with that abomination for a change!” Hera let out a string of satisfied laughter as she happily watched her husband's plight. Seeing their mother's antics, both Mars and Athena smile bitterly. It seems that their mother was a match for their father in viciousness. “That’s it! foreign god punched that old man more! Teach him to not only think with his lower head! Stomp him to the ground! That’s it!!” Hera began to cheer loudly as if she had seen her favorite boxer mercilessly curb-s

I told her and turned immediately and headed straight for the door. "Hey, wait" she called when I a feet away from the door. I stopped and turned back to face her, I almost laughed out loud when her saw her struggling to keep the pants on her waist -the moon goddess sure shoved an amusing mate in my arms. *Of course, because you're always grumpy* Hades said -if you've not notice, I do communicate with Hades more than the others. Not wanting to give her any hint that I was amused by her, I crossed my arms on my chest and kept a straight face.

He struck a pose, showcasing his winged shoes before winking at the young goddess again. "And for the record, I'm quite certain I was born fully formed and perfectly masculine." Apollo snorted from his seat, setting down his lyre completely. "Leave it to Hermes to get offended by being compared to poultry." He rose gracefully and walked over to join them near the table. "Oh! I thought he's a chicken, he looks delicious though." You answered voice laced with disappointment. Hera let out a genuine laugh this time, covering her mouth with one hand. "My dear, you can't eat the gods. We're not that kind of sustenance." She patted her daughter's head affectionately. "And I assure you, Hermes is mu

Celeste (deadpan): “Hold up.” I pinch the bridge of my nose. “There are gods that are real? Like… actual Greek gods? Trident, seashells, dramatic hair, the whole package?” Dacia actually winces. Dacia: “Not Greek. Older. The ones the Greeks watered down and gave better PR. Poseidon, Hades, Nyx, the whole pantheon. They’re real. They’re awake. And Atlantis is their favorite mistake.” Remy (stepping out of the portal behind me) blinks.

Kim could almost see the sly smile that was probably on his face at that moment. She smiled back,"And you better pick up when she does, or else... " He laughed heartily, sending warm fuzzy feelings down Kim's body from her head right down to her toes. "Hey, babe," he said gently, "How's Greece treating you?" "Greece is absolutely amazing, the weather is great, the food is amazing and the men are hot." "The men are hot?" Kim smiled, mischief ok her face, she knew she had stirred up the pot. "Ah yes of course, as it turns out, the "Greek god body" stereotype has some quite strong basis."

Athena laughs “Yeah, like whatttt!” Ares laughs harder. “Okayyy, what's funny?” I ask, raising my eyebrows. Here I was feeling bad and apologizing for a picture I had no pre-knowledge about, only for these two fellas to start laughing at me. “Geez! Hermione, you fell for the prank. We knew you wouldn't do that, but we wanted to what you will do if we acted upset.” Athena laughs hard, holding her stomach tightly

“According to G****e, Hades, who is also known as the god of the underworld had three children, Zagerus, Macaria, and Melinoe. The first is a boy while Macaria and Melinoe are girls. Now if you’d ask me, I think this information is irrelevant. Nothing concerns Greek mythology with Nigerian homicidal maniacs.” A smile crawled into Lex’s lips. “Actually, it does.” “How, if I may ask.” Bob folded his arms indignantly. “Yes; maybe G****e thinks Hades had one son – or none at all, but that’s not a reliable source, is it?” “You just said ‘G****e’ isn’t reliable.” Byron chipped in. “For once I have to agree with the kid. You just said G****e, the most reliable source of information on the web, the