Grumpy Spongebob Novels & Stories

Finally. Johnny, the little rascal, took the chance and curled like a puppy by my side. I shook my head but let him. It was barely past noon and we were having a SpongeBob marathon. Maybe it was my way of bribing him for the past few days, maybe it wasn’t.

“That’s what you get for messing up with me.” “You ruined my shoes.” He yells, glaring down at his scuffed white sneakers. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before grabbing me, Mr Grumpy.” I smirk, folding my arms across my chest. His eyes widen at my words. “What did you just say? Mr Grumpy?” I laugh at the look on his face. “Yeah, you heard me—Mr Grumpy. Fits you perfectly, don’t you think?” His eyes narrow, and he steps closer, towering over me. “You think you’re funny, don’t you?”

“You watch too much Spongebob.” “That’s his favorite cartoon since you were in prison.” Harper came in with a steaming cup of coffee shortly after. When she arrived Heidi was eating her pasta voraciously while Leo was kicking around in his new bouncer. Soft-sounding classical music played along to accompany the wobble created by the new bouncer. Harper was happy to see them all. Looks like the ideal family she’s always wanted all along. “Still hot.” “Just put it down. You should eat too.”

I said to myself and gently walked down to the third step. “I'm sorry but I'll have to eliminate you” I said to it like it could listen. I gently lifted the wet mop and began to lower it to the brown potion of the white floor I turned my voice into that of Spongebob Squarepants “OH no! Don't kill me! Don't kill me” But I still killed it by cleaning it off. I raised the mop and smiled, sparkling white. As I climbed up the stairs, I saw two guys headed towards the elevator. With my Super girl vision I saw the face of the two of them. They looked really familiar.

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

"I already know how you know her." I quirked an eyebrow. "You do?" "Yup." Before I could ask , the sound of my phone begin ringing as I picked up the call , sage leaves . Few hours Later....... Sage stormed in and slammed the door behind her. "so how did it go with Mr grumpy?"Sage asks , Mr grumpy is non other than our Dubai business partner. "Ok , actually" "So what's the problem , or who made you upset "I ask she looks like she could run me over.

The servant's voice was no longer excited. "Ah, it doesn't work, bro. I was a schoolboy I still have no money." Gerald answered lightly. I'm embarrassed. I want to sink my head into Bikini Bottom and register to be the mayor of Bikini Bottom. It is better to be friends with Patrick and Spongebob or to be Squidward's twins than to be with Gerald, which is embarrassing. "Come on, honey. Thanks for the free date, bro." Gerald hugged my back. I was silent because I was embarrassed.

A sensation of happiness runs through my body as I come to realization – she already sees me as her daddy! I get off the bed and starts pacing around again. I only wish that she called me daddy under different circumstances. Why am I such a dick?!!! I am back to that place of frustration as I think again about how I fucked up my chances. “ Are ya ready kids? (Aye, aye, captain) I can't hear you (Aye, aye, captain) Oh Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

"Yup. I am in line" "Okay. I love you." "You love me! We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me tooo!!" Gideon sang the last part with me. I know he like Barney! He is just denying it! Since Spongebob is banned indefinitely I replaced him with Barney.

I tried to smile—to lighten up the mood but failed when he just gave me a sharp look. I’ve got frustrated by the way he’s treating me but I need to be calm. Yet, I couldn't think of why is he like this? What is his problem? Why is he so grumpy and arrogant? Is he too stressed out handling a big company like this? Well, if that's the case, he needs to loosen up a bit. "I'm not asking for your name," he scoffed. "Just answer what I asked you to." I sat down in my seat at the kind of tune he used. I could hear that with annoyance. It was as if he was just holding back on me and if I hadn't corrected my answer he might have exploded completely.