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"Now you listen. You are mine. Your whole existence is mine. You live for me. Breathe for me. Exist for me. If I tell you to do something. You do it. No questions asked. If I tell you to jump off a building, I want no hesitation from you. I am the master and you are my slave. Do you get me?" Isabella Russo lost her parents to a car crash when she was just eight years old, she moves to Italy to live with her father's sister. 10 years later, she finds out that she was given off to the Perez Mafia family as collateral. What will happen when Capo Domenico Perez comes to take what's his? In a bid to make him fall for her, will she succeed? Or would she find herself falling for the dangerous capo with no one to catch her.

Screw standard blurbs. This isn't an ordinary book... This is a paranormal romance, with a reverse harem feel. Addictive as crack, and I'm not talking old, hairy builders crack either. Don't expect any fluff or happy endings, because what you'll actually get is bad attitudes, foul language, and men so damn hot, they'll melt your panties off with just one look. Read the book. Let me pull you in and make you fall in love, before viciously ripping out your heart, just because I can. By the end of the book, expect to be ugly crying, while you plot my slow, yet painful death. As tempted as you are, do not throw your tablet at the wall. I promise I'll send one of my hunks to rescue you from that cliff you're currently hanging from by your bra straps. You're welcome. I'll see you in the next book, sweetcheeks.

She is the daughter of an exiled maid. He is the heir of a wealthy leader. She is shunned by her rank. He is praised for it. She's the Omega. He's the future Alpha. Ava Rose and Jace Weston. Two opposites bounded by destiny. On his 20th birthday, Jace Weston reaches the day every Wolf eagerly awaits; today he would finally meet his mate, the one true soul chosen by the Moon Goddess to bond with him for eternity. But what if his true love, his mate isn't entirely what he hoped for?

I gasped, My heart raced as I read the title: Divorce agreement. "Ethan… why?” My voice cracked, tears welled up in my eyes. "I knew things hadn't been going well between us but I think we can still work things out." "It's too late," he whispered, his voice cold and devoid of any emotion. "Celine is back." He blurted out and my heart leaped to my throat as the name sent a chill into my heart. ********************************************* Sonia has put in her best to make her marriage work with her cold and distant, husband, Ethan Adamson whose heart still belongs to his ex-fiancee. She was happy when she found out that she was pregnant, thinking that she would finally succeed in gaining her husband's love when she break the news to him but little did she know that her husband had another plan for her. She planned to surprise her husband with the news on the night of their anniversary but her husband came back home and threw a divorce paper at her, stating that his ex is back. She was shattered and heartbroken. She is aware of the fact that he didn't love her but she wasn't expecting him to throw away their three years together because of his ex who cheated on him. Five years later, she resurfaced as a renowned business owner and came to London with her son for a short business trip but Ethan would go to heaven and hell to get her back into his arms. Would she accept him back?

Lelaki itu telah memperkosa diriku. Meski statusnya adalah suami, tapi cara dia mengambilnya, sangat menghinaku. Mencabik-cabik harga diriku. Kau kira aku akan menyerah? Tidak, aku bisa melawanmu dengan caraku. Kupastikan kau bukan lagi suamiku, meski tanpa kata talak darimu. Tak akan pernah kau bisa menyentuh tubuhku, meski seujung kuku. Karena, untuk meminta talak padamu, aku tidak mau.

Hagan tak sengaja bertemu Liara, secara sadar menjadikan perempuan itu partner one night stand. Lalu, di pagi harinya, menawarkan sepuluh juta seminggu asal Liara mau menjadi istri. Hagan tak berharap apa pun pada pernikahannya. Ia hanya membutuhkan Liara sebagai teman tidur. Lantas, apa yang akan Hagan lakukan saat status Liara diketahui oleh Redrick--si adik tiri--yang selalu berusaha melenyapkannya? Note: Mengandung unsur 18+

BOOK 1- SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER BOOK 2- MY ADOPTED BROTHER Lumaki si Dahlia Selena Santillan sa piling ng kanyang dalawang kuya. Isang araw ay bigla na lang tumibok ang kanyang puso sa kanyang Kuya Axel. At doon nagsimula ang kanyang lihim na pagtingin para sa kanyang kapatid. Nalaman niya na half brother pala niya ito. Pilit niyang itinago ang damdamin na kanyang nararamdaman para sa kanyang kuya. Hanggang sa nabunyag ang isang lihim. Hindi pala niya ito tunay na kapatid. Isang gabi ay may namagitan sa kanilang dalawa at inilihim ito ni Dahlia. At dahil sa magulo nilang pamilya ay dinukot sila. At doon nalaman ni Dahlia na may lihim rin na pagtingin sa kanya ang kanyang kuya. Paano niya ipaglalaban ang kanyang pagmamahal kung sa mata ng batas ay magkapatid sila? May pag-asa kaya na magkaroon sila ng happy ending?

Hidup Fasya mendadak berubah hanya dalam waktu 24 jam. Semua terjadi karena kesehatan kakeknya yang menurun. Dengan berharap akan kesembuhan kakeknya, Fasya terpaksa harus menikah hari itu juga dengan pria yang baru ia temui. Harapan akan masa depan yang indah dan cerah langsung hancur saat status Fasya berubah menjadi istri dari seorang Adnan Atmadja. Semua yang ada di dalam pria itu sangat jauh dari ekspektasinya. Akankah kehidupan pernikahan mereka akan bahagia? Atau bahkan ada lika-liku yang membuat mereka sengsara?

Hannah used to be a happy Luna. She lived her wonderful life with her destined mate, Eliot, the Alpha of the Blood Moon Pack. But everything turned upside down when Eliot framed her for cheating on him and sleeping with a man. But she had never been unfaithful to her mate. Still, he insisted and forced her to abort their baby. Her misfortune didn't stop there. Her best friend betrayed her. She killed her to take her position as a new Luna of the Blood Moon Pack. Was it the end of her life? Hell, no! The goddess gave Hannah a second chance to right her fate. She would take revenge on everyone, which caused her life to be miserable. She promised they would pay for that! ----------

Poppy diceraikan sang suami ketika sedang hamil. Malangnya lagi, ia harus kehilangan calon buah hatinya karena menolong seorang nenek yang akan dibegal. Untungnya, nenek tersebut menawarkan Poppy sebuah pekerjaan di perusahaan milik cucunya. Namun ... siapa sangka jika bos di tempat kerjanya adalah Ezra--mantan kekasih yang pernah Poppy tinggalkan! Bagaimana reaksi keduanya ketika dipertemukan kembali dalam satu gedung yang sama? Akankah rasa cinta itu kembali muncul?