Harry Potter Humour Novels & Stories

“Didn’t I tell you? She’s just a friend’s sister. Nothing else. Stop assuming things” Hearing his words, Harry threw back his head and let out a great peal of laughter. He laughed so uncontrollably that tears were almost rolling down his cheeks. He paused, looked at Denver again and then burst out laughing once again. ‘What’s wrong with him today?’ Denver thought, gripping his right hand.

"Katherina... helped me gain the confidence to go for it. " Well, tell Katherina she did a good job," Harry said, looking at her, and now he gave her a tender kiss. Harrison exclaimed again. "Stop acting like a girl." They laughed. " I can't help it. It's something I can't control," she mimicked a high-pitched voice and made a girly gesture. They laughed again. Meanwhile, Jisoo happily chatted with Harry and Harrison, and the others did crazy things to make Tom laugh. Sometimes it worked, and sometimes it didn't.

“You’ve no business assuming anything about our relationship.” Harry’s laughter, cold and mirthless, grated on my nerves. “I have no doubt you two are fated mates,” he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. “But don’t flatter yourself thinking you’ve got everyone fooled with this charade of yours. I can see right through it.”

"When I first met you, I thought you would wake up one day and murder me in my sleep or something" Another loud laugh rang in the room. "Oh. Nice. Nice" Harry said with his sarcastic tone and playful smile "What other nice truth do you have in mind about me?" I smirked "You're bad boy" He laughed, the sound low, deep and beautiful. I had to save it in brain box. "I am a good guy" "You are?" I touched the inside of my cheek with tongue. He was now smiling with his mouth opened a little "Yeah, I am. I am a good guy"

I will deal with him later when this is all over The sight of Harry stiff on the ground nearly makes me laugh. The big fool had eaten peanuts - his one deadly weakness. What has come over him? This is one reason I have to be careful and strategic about my planning- Harry is actually acting abnormal. As I look at him, I fight a smirk almost dancing at the corner of my lips. I cannot show my true reaction, Instead, I forced my face to crumble in tears "Harry!" I scream, rushing to his side like I care. "Someone call an ambulance! Please, help him!"