Funny Harry Potter Quotes Novels & Stories

“You heard right. Just this morning, she tossed my paintings in the trash can and called them garbage.” Fuck! I shouldn’t have said that. I regret my loose tongue the instant those words leave my mouth. With the amount of whiskey I have coursing through me right now, it’s a miracle I haven’t spilled the passwords to my bank accounts already. I should probably stop drinking so much. Harry’s laughter is full blown now, tears streaming down his face as he tries desperately not to collapse onto the ground in laughter. “Have you had enough?” I ask him seriously, trying to suppress my smirk.

He didn't even remove Catherine's hand on his arm. This is crazy. Why did I even believe he would remove his lover’s hand on his arm? She’s his great love, anyway. “Uh, Serena…” Harry got my attention by calling my name gently. “I don't think you’d like an ice cream in my hand instead of in a cone. My chocolate moose has become a cow.” I couldn't help but laugh at Harry’s joke. I saw a woman behind Harry trying so hard to hide her laughter while I almost teared up laughing at his crazy joke. Even Andy laughed at him while Catherine and Tyler remained silent and it brought me back to seriousness.

“I fully expect him to burst into flames mid dance and declare his undying love for me. I even brought a bottle of water, just in case.” Hermione laughed at my joke, but it was cold and hollow, like the kind of laughter villains have before spiking the hero's drink with cheap poison. She glared at me, but before she could let out anymore words, I walked past them. If I had stayed any longer, then I would have “accidentally” dropped a tinge of my latest potion that was bound to have her itching uncontrollably for the rest of the night.

I slowly nodded, not trusting my voice not to break right now. “Want to see if Chris is down for a movie marathon tonight? I’ll buy the snacks,” I could hear the smile in his voice, “It’ll be just like old times.” Chris was sitting in the row behind us, surely a middle finger to my mother. “Did I hear movie marathon and Chris?” his voice sounded from behind me. “Harry Potter?” “Hell yes!” Chris whisper-yelled, causing my mothers head to spin around like something straight out of a movie. If looks could kill; Chris would have been dead the moment her eyes met his.

He said, sounding shocked and hurt. He walks into the bathroom shaking his head, ten minutes later he walks out in his PJs, as I start laughing at him wearing blue Harry Potter PJs, “You weren’t joking!” I said laughing as I rolled around on my bed laughing so hard, “Oh, no you do not joke about liking Harry Potter, but please keep this to yourself that I have a set of Harry Potter PJs.” He said.

Harry cried. "I will take my leave now. Please Bella don't forget to break his bone if he doesn't behave well.” "I will also cut off his dick." I laughed and walked out of the house with Bella laughing out loud and Harry murmuring.

she say with a grin plastered across her face. "What? What do you mean? I don't see any other restaurant around here" I tell her and she looked at me like a mother would look at her ignorant child. "Come with me and you shall experience the sweet taste of wisdom" she said doing a Harry potter impression. That was supposed to be funny but it sounded more like an insult. Is she by any chance calling me foolish? I let it slide because she probably didn't meant it another way. I don't want to cause a scene.

Alive. "Okay, just fine," Harry chuckled, rubbing his fat hands. “Now let’s see what your puppies say…” For a few minutes, Harry typed intently, snorted, then began to laugh, reading aloud especially liked moments. And then something pissed him off. He didn't say what, just slammed the laptop shut, tossed it on a chair, and looked at Kit with eyes filled with malice. Probably, according to the rules of the game, now he will begin to punish her?

It's a faint memory and her brain isn't in the mood to give her flashbacks now. "Oh this? This is Diagon Alley. You see all the antique shops here. People say if you can't see Diagon Alley, you're a Muggle." Harold speaks as if he is the tour guide of the place, smiling cheekily at his mischievous words. Getting out of the car, he opens the door for her as she chuckles saying, "You really are Harry, huh?" He shrugs his shoulders, feeling proud that he just made her smile. Mission A successful.

How often had It’s probably nothing become famous last words? Harry flashed a cocky smile. “That’s supposed to be my line.” That was just like the army, too. The bravado. The Don’t worry, I’ll be okay. anthony started to clap his brother on the arm, but it flipped into a hug. Just a quick one, just in case. Harry’s powerful arms squeezed as tightly as a boa before releasing him. “Yikes. I smell sex.” Harry shooed him back toward the barn with a broad grin. “Get back to your mate where you belong.”