Harry Potter Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

"I brought my ex with me” Harry incomprehensibly turns his head towards me. “Do you remember I told you I had never smelled a woman before ? That's because she's not giving off any scent”. Harry's eyebrows seem to have grown together over his forehead. “And that's because she's one of them. The witches”. I look down. Harry starts laughing. "What's so funny ?" “You've been with a girl who spends her free time killing guys like you? How the hell did you dare cheat on her ?”

Ten minutes wouldn’t even be enough for someone to finish a call, would it? “Ha ha ha! What a joke! I’ve seen a lot of douchebags who pretended to be great in front of me, but I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you!” “Switch the host in ten minutes? Ha ha ha! Do you know who supports my family?” “I’m afraid you might piss in your pants if I tell you!” “Hell, you don’t deserve to know!” Harry and his workers roared in laughter. In their eyes, Harvey was no more than an idiot.

Skull, as usual, was a disaster. “It is not ‘smiley,’ you idiot. It is a simile,” Harry corrected him between fits of laughter. Skull looked confused. “But that is what I said.” Harry and Rohan laughed even harder. Jaxon rolled his eyes and looked up at the ceiling, as if praying for patience. He finished what was left of his beer and stood up to get another one from the kitchen. Just as he opened the fridge, he heard a crash behind him. He let out a slow breath and rubbed his forehead. What did they break this time?

He laughs and drapes it back over both of us. "I didn't ask them," Killian says. "I asked you." He always sees through me. I drop my head back against the couch and think for a moment. "Harry Potter," I say. "Nobody hates Harry Potter." He doesn't argue. The opening music fills the room and I settle in. Logan and Austin murmur to each other occasionally throughout, but it's low enough not to bother me. When the credits roll, Drew makes a show of snoring loudly and dramatically.

“Is it from Harry Potter?” A split-second look that’s half-impatient and half-disgusted passes over Ms. Perfect’s face. They’ve been going back and forth over her Double Vision Board for more than a month now. “What? Noooo. It’s a quote Sigmund Freud used in the beginning of his book The Interpretation of Dreams. It translates to: 'If I cannot deflect the will of heaven, then I shall move hell.'”

Leaving Zion, Neal, Olivia, Diana and I in agony realizing that only Harry got the right answer as he smiles happily on his seat. “This has got to be a joke!” Zion complains. Neal laughs, “I am seriously bad at my own games!” Everyone started preparing their shot glass and I don’t think I can ever take another shot. I glance at Harry and he is looking at me intently. I know my entire world is spinning and if I have more drinks then I will surely pass out. I will surely be much worse than last night. “Penis!” I called out which made everyone turn to me as I was the first one to say the safe word.

He was using a cane, his hair was totally white and thinning on top, and he had so many wrinkles, even a turkey neck. Santos laughed inside my head, ‘you’re mean.’ “Don’t be so fucking loud then. You can mindlink, so if you don’t want anyone to hear you, just say it inside your fucking head like the rest of us. They took your legs, not your brain, stupid.” Cyrus said, lessening my guilt for mentioning his turkey neck. I growled at Cyrus, but my growl didn’t even impress the old guy anymore. “But what about Harry Potter reminds you of our conversation?” Lily asked.

“Didn’t I tell you? She’s just a friend’s sister. Nothing else. Stop assuming things” Hearing his words, Harry threw back his head and let out a great peal of laughter. He laughed so uncontrollably that tears were almost rolling down his cheeks. He paused, looked at Denver again and then burst out laughing once again. ‘What’s wrong with him today?’ Denver thought, gripping his right hand.

Act quickly as trained before in just a few seconds the recorder is on. "That's right, that year I killed your mother, I took her place as Lady Levi. Haha, you can't blame me anyway, blame your mother for being unlucky to marry Levi Smith. . harry potter fanfic She laughed in madness like a psycho. This aspect of hers he had never seen before. Was it because he exaggerated something earlier that she reacted so strongly? But that's okay, anyway, this is the result he expected, it might be even better than expected.

And make me rip the paper that records his debt! In a chilly tone, Sara explained, "Stephen's mind is not that we say a guess is a guess. These are the words that Mr. Joe just said. Therefore, don't you think you could spare some time to assist me in taking photographs of the rosehip waiters working at Happy Hill Pub? When Mr. Joe overheard that, he laughed and said, "Of course, Yes!" I will right away have someone else take care of that! *** The door to the wolf room was smashed open with a loud "Boom," and the tall figure that entered was none other than Harry Potter himself.