Harry Potter Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

I replied with a smirk. "Ah, good luck. I heard she is a real prude," Harry said. "Where did you hear that?" I asked. "Rumors, man, just rumors," Harry chuckled, giving me a playful pat on the back. "But hey, you do you. Just be yourself, and she might surprise you." I shot him a confident smile. "She does act too serious sometimes, but I like that about her." "You like how hot she is," Harry pointed out.

"I brought my ex with me” Harry incomprehensibly turns his head towards me. “Do you remember I told you I had never smelled a woman before ? That's because she's not giving off any scent”. Harry's eyebrows seem to have grown together over his forehead. “And that's because she's one of them. The witches”. I look down. Harry starts laughing. "What's so funny ?" “You've been with a girl who spends her free time killing guys like you? How the hell did you dare cheat on her ?”

Ten minutes wouldn’t even be enough for someone to finish a call, would it? “Ha ha ha! What a joke! I’ve seen a lot of douchebags who pretended to be great in front of me, but I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you!” “Switch the host in ten minutes? Ha ha ha! Do you know who supports my family?” “I’m afraid you might piss in your pants if I tell you!” “Hell, you don’t deserve to know!” Harry and his workers roared in laughter. In their eyes, Harvey was no more than an idiot.

Leaving Zion, Neal, Olivia, Diana and I in agony realizing that only Harry got the right answer as he smiles happily on his seat. “This has got to be a joke!” Zion complains. Neal laughs, “I am seriously bad at my own games!” Everyone started preparing their shot glass and I don’t think I can ever take another shot. I glance at Harry and he is looking at me intently. I know my entire world is spinning and if I have more drinks then I will surely pass out. I will surely be much worse than last night. “Penis!” I called out which made everyone turn to me as I was the first one to say the safe word.

“Didn’t I tell you? She’s just a friend’s sister. Nothing else. Stop assuming things” Hearing his words, Harry threw back his head and let out a great peal of laughter. He laughed so uncontrollably that tears were almost rolling down his cheeks. He paused, looked at Denver again and then burst out laughing once again. ‘What’s wrong with him today?’ Denver thought, gripping his right hand.

And make me rip the paper that records his debt! In a chilly tone, Sara explained, "Stephen's mind is not that we say a guess is a guess. These are the words that Mr. Joe just said. Therefore, don't you think you could spare some time to assist me in taking photographs of the rosehip waiters working at Happy Hill Pub? When Mr. Joe overheard that, he laughed and said, "Of course, Yes!" I will right away have someone else take care of that! *** The door to the wolf room was smashed open with a loud "Boom," and the tall figure that entered was none other than Harry Potter himself.

"The eldest should do the sharing." "That's a weird way of saying I'm too lazy to hold a cup," Harry teased as he filled their cups. Jackson chuckled, "whoever said anything about laziness?" He grabbed the cup and downed it at a go. Harry did the same. "Ah," that was so satisfying, "people need to understand that this beats every alcohol there is."

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."

Storm asked boredly. "Trash." They all said and I agreed. "That shit is so overrated bro." Tyler said and I nodded in agreement. "Gas or trash Harry Potter?" Tyler asked in distaste. "Gas." Cole and I said while everyone else said trash. "Bro Harry Potter?" Tyler asked Cole. "Harry Potter is elite. Liv changed my mind, honestly." He said and I smiled at him. "When?" Griff asked in confusion. "That shit's just as overrated as Wednesday." Griff said tiredly.

It’s dangerous yet I find myself wanting those captivating eyes to never look away. It frightens me to my core and I panic. “My real name is Harry and I come from a hidden world known as Hogwarts. My grandmother is Gandalf.” I sound stupid, I’m so stupid. The fumbling words leave my mouth before I can control them. I expect confusion from him, or maybe he’d look at me like I am some weirdo, but…he laughs. He laughs out freely. The laughter stems deep from within him, rich with real cheerfulness. As always, I’m entranced by it. The wind picks up the sound fast, playing it in the air.