Harry Potter Humour Novels & Stories

I internally laugh at my own lame joke but let my smile linger on the outside. "Have a seat, it seems like you're both just coming from a really good party" Harry says, his smile pulling up a wrinkle. Liam and I take our seats. "It wasn't really a good one" Liam shakes his head and it makes Harry laugh. Harry claps, "So what would you both like? Anything to eat or drink, you know I don't like my guest visiting on an empty stomach. Needless to say my family" Harry weirdly adds a lot of stress pronouncing the word family and I notice his eyes landing on me.

It’s dangerous yet I find myself wanting those captivating eyes to never look away. It frightens me to my core and I panic. “My real name is Harry and I come from a hidden world known as Hogwarts. My grandmother is Gandalf.” I sound stupid, I’m so stupid. The fumbling words leave my mouth before I can control them. I expect confusion from him, or maybe he’d look at me like I am some weirdo, but…he laughs. He laughs out freely. The laughter stems deep from within him, rich with real cheerfulness. As always, I’m entranced by it. The wind picks up the sound fast, playing it in the air.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

" Harry backed away slightly, crossing his arms over his chest. "Asshole! I'm not that frustrated yet," Aiden replied with a small chuckle. "Wait! You're chuckling?" exclaimed Harry, looking surprised. What's wrong?" asked Aiden. “You're healthy, right? Are you possessed by a spirit or some kind of vampire?" said Harry. "Come on Harry! Your expression is ridiculous. Aiden was still smiling as he sipped his drink. How long have I known you? But this is the first time I've seen you chuckle like that; how fucking handsome! Harry exclaimed, making Aiden laugh even more.

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike." — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix * H U N T E R J O N E S | The Lovestruck Bad Boy It had been a really good day. I had gotten to spend time with Mey, helping her with homework and telling her my life story. I let out a dreamy sigh, which made me look like Ron after he accidentally drank the love potion. Except that I didn't need a love potion to be crazy about Mey.

Harry frowns. “I watched you make that, it’s just a normal drink. Where’s the magic?” He demands. “Here.” I say calmly as I reach behind the bar, grab some of the pink potion in my bare hands and fling it right at his face, essentially glitter bombing him. He sputters and coughs out a cloud of glitter. I expect him to be annoyed or complain but instead he just bursts out laughing.

I had to sit at the side because of my injured leg. "Harry, your limbs are well-developed, but your brain is too simple.You are likely to be impulsive." As soon as Blair said this, his words elicited laughter. "What's so funny?" Harry was embarrassed and annoyed at the same time. But our classmates were not afraid of him anymore now that they knew that most of the time, he was just pretending to be fierce.I couldn't help laughing too, and he noticed it. He glared at me angrily, curled his lips, and turned his back to everyone helplessly.

I replied with a smirk. "Ah, good luck. I heard she is a real prude," Harry said. "Where did you hear that?" I asked. "Rumors, man, just rumors," Harry chuckled, giving me a playful pat on the back. "But hey, you do you. Just be yourself, and she might surprise you." I shot him a confident smile. "She does act too serious sometimes, but I like that about her." "You like how hot she is," Harry pointed out.

Harry asked inquisitively. "Ha, I don't have the foggiest idea?" Stevent checked him out. After they arranged and extended they went around the field. As they ran, Stevent, Tim and Richard saw Harry's garments and snickered as they ran. Harry saw this running first, Harry dialed back and asked them. "Brother, for what reason are you chuckling?" Harry asked them. "Since you're amusing." Tim answered. "What am I amusing about? What do you mean?" Harry inquired.

’’ Mr Russell asked Andy with obvious dislike in his tone as he caught him looking at Alonso who sat two seats behind. ‘‘Sir, it’s Andy.’’ He replied with fake respect in his voice, causing the rest of the class to snicker and chuckle almost inaudibly. ‘‘Think you’re funny, don’t you? Wait till you see what numbers forty-five to fifty have for you.’’ ‘‘Is it on flatlands, sir?’’ Andy said making a reference to Mr Russell’s forehead which was unnaturally flat for some reason but students always tried hard not to laugh whenever they looked him in the face.