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" Harry backed away slightly, crossing his arms over his chest. "Asshole! I'm not that frustrated yet," Aiden replied with a small chuckle. "Wait! You're chuckling?" exclaimed Harry, looking surprised. What's wrong?" asked Aiden. “You're healthy, right? Are you possessed by a spirit or some kind of vampire?" said Harry. "Come on Harry! Your expression is ridiculous. Aiden was still smiling as he sipped his drink. How long have I known you? But this is the first time I've seen you chuckle like that; how fucking handsome! Harry exclaimed, making Aiden laugh even more.

I slowly nodded, not trusting my voice not to break right now. “Want to see if Chris is down for a movie marathon tonight? I’ll buy the snacks,” I could hear the smile in his voice, “It’ll be just like old times.” Chris was sitting in the row behind us, surely a middle finger to my mother. “Did I hear movie marathon and Chris?” his voice sounded from behind me. “Harry Potter?” “Hell yes!” Chris whisper-yelled, causing my mothers head to spin around like something straight out of a movie. If looks could kill; Chris would have been dead the moment her eyes met his.

Anna's Desk "Thank you so much for yesterday," Harry said to me while massaging my palms. I tried to advise him to always go in groups but Harry wasn't listening. He used his index finger to draw circles in my hand, coming up to my shoulder. I felt tickled by what he was doing and laughed loudly. We kept playing and laughing together till we felt a burning sensation in our hearts. None of us knows who will go first so as not to offend the other.

" Would you even be standing here if I had blown up the house?" He crossed his arms over his chest, a smug tugging at one side of his lips. " Yeah right, all thanks to Merlin who showed up to fix everything with just a simple magic trick," I playfully winked at him then moved my gaze to mom whose mouth was agape. " With the second help of my beloved friend, Harry Potter,”

This is the first time I’ve heard her laughing. Harry isn’t even that funny. Just when I think I’ve seen it all, Harry clears his throat dramatically. “O CPU so fast, so bold, You heat my lap, yet never cold. Your fan doth scream, your ports do blink, My love for RAM? Stronger than you think. You crashed, I cried, I fixed your drive, With every update, we both survive.” What the fuck is this? Harry’s out here doing sonnets now? But that’s not what hits me in the gut. Not the poem. Not even the fact that she’s laughing.

Two wrongs don’t make a right. “Hey, don’t think about it. They have done worse to you. You took back your control. I will say this, though. I’m impressed. Remind me to never piss you off.” Harry says with a chuckle, but I don’t find it funny. So I do the only thing I can.

• When i get inside my house,i make an ice coffee with popcorns to watch Harry Potter. I'm basically obsessed with Harry Potter.Like first of all,how is Tom Riddle so hot? I know he's a Villain and very toxic but if he gave a chance i would take it. Anyway,I call Kayla to check if she's arrived at her house already or not. "Hey Kayla" "Hey wassup"She said with her chirpy cheery tone. "Are you alone?" "Yea why?" "I was talking to Hayden like asking him some questions and now he's mad at me...I don't even know what i did to make him so pissed at me."

Then, Harry also asked why I was almost late. "I woke up late," I reasoned. But, Harry suddenly showed me a sensitive response. "No wonder there's a dragon scent," said Harry sarcastically while waving his hand in front of his nose. "Shhhh ..." I pretended to beg not to be bullied. Damn, I forgot to brush my teeth. I admitted that I forgot to bring candy to reduce the side effects. Sorry, Mom, I was in a hurry. Then, Harry handed me three of mint candy. Luckily I met Harry, just in time. Very understood, this one friend of mine.

Before a bunch of girls busted in through the door, their yelling marking their signature entrance. "He was like damn, like he been robbed but he can't do shit" A lady that quite frankly resembled Tiffany Haddish yelled as she walked to Harry. "He was like nine, nine" Another sickly mimicked as they threw shopping bags unto the table. "Hey girls" He greeted before they pulled up some nicely packed wad of cash from their pockets, handing it over to him. "Why do I smell some kind of fetish here?" I asked, prompting them to stare at me.

How often had It’s probably nothing become famous last words? Harry flashed a cocky smile. “That’s supposed to be my line.” That was just like the army, too. The bravado. The Don’t worry, I’ll be okay. anthony started to clap his brother on the arm, but it flipped into a hug. Just a quick one, just in case. Harry’s powerful arms squeezed as tightly as a boa before releasing him. “Yikes. I smell sex.” Harry shooed him back toward the barn with a broad grin. “Get back to your mate where you belong.”