Harry Potter Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“You almost cried over food.” “Because this is heaven.” We both laughed again. For a while we just sat there talking about old memories while we ate. High school drama, teachers we hated… everything we could remember. “You know…” I sniffed, wiping my running nose“Remember when you failed your chemistry test because you wrote your nickname instead of your real name?” I burst into laughter. “You promised never to mention that again,” he groaned. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. “You should’ve seen your face when the teacher shouted ‘Who is Harry Potter?’”

Am lost of defensive words. I clasp my lips together. I itch my head. I pass mom s help out luck. She only smirk. She reurn a you're alone look. She return it amidst devious smiles. I gasp playfully. She betray me. She fucking betray me. I'll definitely return the favor. I send her a threatening signal. She exchange glances with Hermonie. They instantly burst out laughing. They laugh hard and loud at my failure. "Remains mystery at your second best position back at college's because you really as unintelligent" Hermonie mocks more.

I slowly nodded, not trusting my voice not to break right now. “Want to see if Chris is down for a movie marathon tonight? I’ll buy the snacks,” I could hear the smile in his voice, “It’ll be just like old times.” Chris was sitting in the row behind us, surely a middle finger to my mother. “Did I hear movie marathon and Chris?” his voice sounded from behind me. “Harry Potter?” “Hell yes!” Chris whisper-yelled, causing my mothers head to spin around like something straight out of a movie. If looks could kill; Chris would have been dead the moment her eyes met his.

I just clenched my knuckles and walked out to the coffee shop, while smoke was blowing everywhere. “Damn idiot, liar, arrogant, imbecile, conceited, stupid, narcissistic piece of shit, how I hate him!” I shouted while pouring the coffee into a plastic cup. “So you must hate him a lot?” Harry tells me, surprising me out of nowhere. “Dr. Steward, I didn't see you coming!” I said, scared and somewhat embarrassed, I didn't want him to think that he had a toilet mouth. “Who are you talking about, me? Do you hate me that much?”He asks me, teasing me.

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."

Harry yelled. “ Don't be foolish you ninnyhammer! You think you can win over me or par with me? Hell no ,Harry! You know how low your IQ is right? I am smarter than you” Maya mocked. .Harry’s thatrum grew and he slammed the wine glass on the floor. Maya galred at Harry's eye realizing it was blood- red. If there was one thing Harry is hated the most, it would be for him being constantly remained low is IQ is.

"Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it." ― Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, and the Deathly Hallows * H U N T E R J O N E S | The Lovestruck Bad Boy I unlocked the door and hold it open so the girls could get in. After having lunch and getting desserts with the girls, I felt bad for leaving Nat alone at home so we had cut our Christmas shopping short and gone home afterward.

she say with a grin plastered across her face. "What? What do you mean? I don't see any other restaurant around here" I tell her and she looked at me like a mother would look at her ignorant child. "Come with me and you shall experience the sweet taste of wisdom" she said doing a Harry potter impression. That was supposed to be funny but it sounded more like an insult. Is she by any chance calling me foolish? I let it slide because she probably didn't meant it another way. I don't want to cause a scene.

I echoed the words I heard her say a million times, smiling slightly. “You’re very insightful, I think we’re going to be great friends.” Susie grinned, grasping my arm and lacing it with hers, “Now, I heard one of the guys at school speaking about a Harry Potter movie marathon at the main packhouse today, would you care to join us?” “I love Harry Potter.” I nodded eagerly. “Forget it, we’re not going to be great friends- we’re going to be best friends,” Susie announced and my heart skipped a beat. “Who’s your favourite character?” She asked, dragging me along the path that led to the main pack house.

Max’s POV I had one hell of a day. I was sore, but nothing that the sweet Minerva Jones cannot fix. She whipped me up something from her little portable drawer like bag of potions and dropped a few of it’s yellow content in my tea. She reminded me of professor Snape from my favorite sequel, Harry Potter. The only difference was, miss Minerva was a happy soul. Snape was grumpy.