Headache Funny Novels & Stories

My fist clenched and I took a swing at him but only ended up bruising my knuckles as they ended up on the wall beside his head. Sen threw the ugly head back and barked out the most hysterical laughter I’ve ever heard. “He…he…said…you shouldn’t abuse…sex pills… hahahahahaha!” Sen wheezed while holding his stomach. “Ha-fucking-ha very funny!” I seethed, grabbing my jacket and shrugging into it.

But how can I hit him when he's not in front of me and I don't even know him laughing? Eh, don't hit it, it's very simple Trix. Nice own question, Trix's own answer. "I'm not even going to guess okay, so tell me who the devil you are! Because you're disturbing my imagination!" I was annoyed to say that to the caller. Shit! My headache feels like it's going to explode in just a few minutes. Can I just hit my head against the wall? to get rid of the pain, is that effective? [Still the same huh, I just changed my number, you don't know me anymore?]

She pulled her head back and headbutted Joe's nose hard. But unlike Joe, the pain exploded in her head. It was like hitting a wall. She was literally getting a concussion. Tears came to her eyes. "AHH!" she cried out, holding her head with her hands. "YOU BRAINLESS BLOCKHEAD!" Joe let out a deep laugh. It was clear he was thoroughly enjoying himself. "Brainless?" he said, laughing. "You said that? I warned you last time, told you it would hurt, but you tried it anyway."

“I don’t even think if I broke free, I’d be able to walk out of here. My head feels like I’m underwater.” “You’ve got a serious concussion that’s not healing because of James knocking you out. Just close your eyes,” I trace the pads of his fingers, “That light won’t help you any.” He huffs out a humorless laugh, “That thing alone made my head feel like it was going to explode.” “It’s annoying, huh?” “Not as annoying as when you went through your Disney princess stage,” Shawn jokes, but I hear the wince in his voice as he tries to laugh.

The surprise in my voice was as clear as day. “Needed something strong for the headache.” She pointed to the small patch on the corner of her eye, and I cursed inwardly. She just had to prove that she was beyond normal. Nobody mixed the two and drank them for headache. Literally, nobody did that! “You could’ve asked Francois to give you the pain meds,” I stated as a matter of fact. That’s what normal people do. They drink pain meds when they have headaches. “Oh… He did. After bundling me up like I was some mummy who fled out of the great pyraminds. Naked!” She said the last sentence through clenched teeth, and I leaned my head down to stifle the laughter that almost bubbled out.

I watch them both leave and then come back after a few minutes with coffee in their hands. I mumbled to myself, 'My head aches,' as I held my head in my palm to soothe the searing agony that was thumping about in the walls of my skull. “My head hurts,” I repeated. “My head hurts.” 'Damn headache!' I yelled that at the back of my throbbing skull. The upbeat tone of Mishka’s voice brought me back to the heartbreaking truth. “Here, have this!” I smiled and shook my head. “Zion could have loved it if you were eating something.”

I listened to their conversations mentioning his name, even though he wasn't there? I was finishing work today when suddenly my head hurt a lot. This headache of mine often appears at unexpected times, and now I suddenly feel the pain again. I closed my eyes, trying to breathe regularly. This didn't make my headache go away, but at least it could reduce the pain a little by me being calm.

" If you eat too much food, you're going to get so fat and you're stomach is gonna be like a balloon," I chuckled at my silly joke which no one was obviously buying. Max furrowed his brows probably having a thought about what I said but after seconds of thinking, he looked back at me and shrugged his shoulders. " Pass me your plate please," I scoffed before pushing my tray of plate towards him which he didn't hesitate to grab. " You should at least have something, I don't want you starving yourself," A sudden strong wave of headache pounded on my head, nearly knocking me off. I painfully whimpered, bringing my hand to the side of my head and feeling my temperature suddenly rising.

I jump, but the strong hold keeps me from going anywhere and the movement sends a pain straight through my temples. “Oh, Fu*k. My head.” It’s all coming back now. I curl tighter into Reece’s side and close my eyes. “I don’t even remember the last time I had that much wine. It is definitely not helping my already irritating headache situation.” I whine into his side. Thump, thump, Oh, Oh, Oh, Yes! Yes! Yes! Thump, Thump, Thump, AAHHHH! “How do they even have the energy?” I giggle.

I declared and the confused ladies asked what I meant by that “That chicken head! That troublemaker pressured me to make him some instant coffee which he had never had all his whole life. I did as he told me and now he’s having a runny stomach, it’s so bad that he’s at the hospital right as I speak” I explained with a shaky voice Monica let out a yelp from the shocking story I just told while Irene paused for a while before she suddenly burst into laughter. “Why are you laughing? Are you mocking me?” I shouted, getting angry at her reaction to a serious issue