Headache Humor Novels & Stories

"😭😭😭 I started feeling a headache from all the crying. I looked at the time and saw that it was 23:15. I dozed off whilst I was sobbing. 😭😭😭 I woke up in the morning with a sharp headache. It was hard for me to even focus. I did my morning routine and did my chores but the headache wasn't giving me the time to do everything I wanted to do. I sent a message to Antonio to tell him I am going to see a doctor I wasnt feeling well and afterwards I will go home to my own place then I will come back tomorrow morning. Just when the message got delivered he called.

“Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Were you trying to say something?” The golden hour sunlight glowing through his hair, He’s almost charming as he blinks at me, trying to make sense of my words. “I was just asking you to stop shouting, I have a bit of a headache,” I explain. Placing a hand on my temple, he says a few words, and I find my head feeling lighter, the pain receding. Looks like his “hangover helper” spell has more than one use. “That should keep the pain away for a couple of hours, but you should still take it easy. How did you get a concussion?”

says Helmut excitedly as he hugs me and inhales my scent as if it were the most pleasant scent in the world. Helmut spins me in the air and I struggle not to fall as he sets me down. The discomfort in my head grows and I bring my hands to this one as I feel my brain move as if it is in a space too big for its size. "Oh....damn" I whisper in a daze and it startles the man who celebrates something I have yet to explain to him. "Are you okay!" asks Helmut with obvious concern. "No, I don't feel well. your gyrations make my headache increase, as does your screaming" I say painfully.

Chris smiled again and nodded to me as a go ahead. I took the list papers from the Luna and I fell to the ground instantly as if I was suddenly struck by something in the head. I screamed out loud like I was in pain and held my head. I wriggled and slithered on the floor as I cried pretentiously. I held my head, gripping my stomach at the same time. I was complaining of sudden headache and stomach ache. I could the confusion in their eyes, there were wondering what could be wrong with me. They wouldn't know I was pretending, I screamed and cried as I scrawled on the floor.

Don’t you know what’s going on? Although Vera felt aggrieved, she did not dare to expose anything in front of Charlie, so she could only pinch her temples with one hand and say with a look of misery, “I don’t know what happened. I was feeling fine, but I started having a headache out of nowhere on the day when I came to report to the university. It was a really terrible headache. It felt like countless needles were stuck in my brain and those needles were all connected in one line and there was a thread that was being pulled back and forth along that line. It was so painful that I felt as if my head was going to explode…”

He tells me, shaking his head, and walked out of the room. The crazy headache I felt has reduced slightly, probably because of the short rest but whatever it was, it is definitely helping me.

********** If I ever got the opportunity to change the world, the first thing I would take away is hangovers. I mean, the terrible decisions I make is more than enough consequence for drinking too much. Why add the headache? My eyes snapped open as sunlight stabbed directly into my skull. "Fuck." The word came out hoarse. My head felt like someone had replaced my brain with a marching band. I groaned and buried my face into the pillow. I couldn't deal with this now. Maybe if I got a little more sleep, the headache would go away. And who knows? I could even get another disastrous orgasm in my dreams.