Oopsie Daisy: A Steamy Romantic Comedy
He stuffed them into his mouth and I was fairly certain he didn’t even chew them before swallowing.
“Babe, you’re going to choke if you eat so fast,” said Naoko.
“You look like a human vacuum cleaner,” was my comment.
Henry just threw some more fries into his wide, gaping mouth. “If you didn’t want me to eat your food, you shouldn’t have invited me out.”
I snorted. “I didn’t invite you, and those are my fries.”
“Who’s your advisor again? I feel like you told me, but I have the attention span of a squirrel.” Henry sighed. “I misplaced my sheet music yesterday. I eventually found it in the fridge.”