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When the SAT scores are out, I've scored 400 out of 1600. That's because I never wrote anything on my exam papers. My mom goes crazy, whereas my younger sister, Melinda Bolton, bursts into tears. But I just laugh at them instead. In my previous life, Melinda had formed a pact with the score-swapping system. That was how she swapped our SAT scores. She became the top scorer that all prestigious universities fought to recruit. I, the valedictorian of my year, not only got into a trade school, but I also got expelled from my previous high school. Melinda had the gall to comfort me. "Didn't you call yourself a genius, Melissa? Trade schools are very popular right now. In the future, you'll secure a job at a factory out there!" In this life, I spend my exam hours sleeping in my seat the whole time. Melinda wants to swap her scores, right? Then, let's do it properly!

On the night my family got wiped out, someone had hidden me behind the barrels inside the wine cellar. The gunshots kept going off the entire night outside the cellar. I could only curl up between the barrels while listening to unfamiliar voices cursing in Etarino. All I could do was gnash my teeth together in order to not make any sounds. At the break of dawn, the wine cellar's door was opened from the outside. Two people could be seen standing in front of the pouring light. The first person was Antonio Corleone, a 15-year-old teenager who was also the oldest son of the Corleone family. He was still holding a gun, which had smoke wafting from its barrel. The second person was Matteo Corleone, Antonio's younger brother. His clothes were stained with blood that didn't belong to him. Antonio crouched down before draping a coat over my body. "Don't be scared, Elena," he said. "From today onward, I'm your family." Matteo squeezed Antonio away before stuffing a warm slice of panettone into my hands. With red-rimmed eyes, he said, "My brother is right. I'll kill whoever has the guts to hurt you." It was Christmas Day of 1999. Back then, I was ten years old. For the next 20 years, I grew up in the estate located in Vosaro and became an essential part of the Corleone family. At the same time, I also grew up to be the woman both Antonio and Matteo have a crush on. The entire family has noticed their obsession and love for me. Antonio and Matteo help me exact vengeance on the people who killed my family. They even buy a football team and name it after me. Everyone thinks that the brothers are head over heels in love with me. They patiently wait for the news when one of them will marry me. Even I also think the same. But on the night before my 30th birthday, when Don Corleone asks the brothers who among them wishes to marry me, Antonio snuffs out the cigar in a crystal ashtray. "Father, you should know that I'm terribly busy with the family's affairs, so I have no time to marry anyone." Matteo swirls the whiskey in his glass while wearing a flippant smile. "Father, I'm only 33 years old, and I'm not done having fun just yet. Besides, marrying Elena is just a joking promise that I've made when I was young. I'm not going to follow through with it." The next day, the brothers decide to propose to my enemy's daughter, Sophia Volpe, at my birthday banquet which I have painstakingly prepared. They even force me to drink the entire bottle of grappa despite the fact that I've been suffering from stomach issues for ten years just to please Sophia. When I get carted into the ambulance after suffering from stomach bleeding, Antonio and Matteo immediately cover Sophia's eyes with their hands while claiming that I'm just faking my illness. The moment I feel blood rising from my throat, I've made up my mind. On the day I'm set to get discharged, I dial a phone number. "I will get married to the heir of the Rossi family."

Thanks to Sofia Columbo, Luca Vitale and I keep breaking up and getting back together for three years. Exhausted and desperate to get out of this situation, I end up choosing to be with Don Marco Rossi, who has been pursuing me for many years. Since then, we've been together for five years. His love for me never wavers, and I truly believe that I've chosen the right man to be with. But at the bachelor's party that takes place one week before the wedding, Marco's Underboss, Enzo Ferrari, begins running his mouth without any filter whatsoever after he gets completely wasted. "Don Rossi, Anna actually fell in love with you for real! Does she even know that you're only marrying her just so Sofia can be with Luca?" Marco just smiles without denying the allegations. He merely says, "As long as Sofia can be with Luca, I'm fine with marrying whoever. Honestly speaking, I did get close to Anna with ulterior motives at first, but I still ended up falling in love with her for real. "By the way, do not let Anna find out about this, no matter what. You know how much she hates it when people lie to her. If she ever finds out, she'll leave me just like how she left Luca. That mustn't happen at all." After wiping my tears, I tell my father that I wish to marry the man he has picked out for me.

Larangan suaminya untuk tidak pernah datang ke rumah ibu mertua, membuat Tsania curiga hingga akhirnya melakukan penyelidikan. Diam-diam Tsania mendatangi rumah ibu mertua, dan menemukan sesuatu yang amat mengagetkan. Keterkejutan Tsania tidak sampai di sana. Rahasia yang ada di rumah mertuanya juga membuka tabir kelam mengenai keluarganya sendiri. Terutama ayahnya.

Keanehan terjadi pada pasangan Rudiansyah dan Mayasari ketika wanita itu melahirkan bayinya. Meski hanya dari desa dan tidak berpendidikan tinggi, Mayasari dan Rudiansyah bukanlah orang-orang yang berpikiran sempit. Bahkan, selama masa kehamilan Mayasari mereka lebih memilih memeriksakan kandungannya ke bidan atau dokter di kota. Untuk USG dia memang memilih ke dokter di kota karena bidan dan puskesmas di desanya belum memiliki alat USG. Mayasari sendiri termasuk wanita yang rajin memeriksakan kandungannya. Dan kala itu, dokter juga sudah melakukan pemeriksaan Ultrasonografi atau USG. Dari hasil pemeriksaan USG diketahui jika Mayasari mengandung seorang bayi perempuan. Hanya satu orang bayi. Namun, betapa terkejutnya mereka saat tiba waktunya Mayasari melahirkan, wanita itu melahirkan bayi kembar perempuan. Bayi tersebut lahir setelah beberapa menit setelah Mayasari melahirkan bayinya yang lain. Hal yang membuat mereka heran adalah setelah Mayasari melahirkan bayinya yang pertama, perut Mayasari langsung kempes dan dokter sudah memeriksa jika memang tak ada bayi lain setelah Mayasari melahirkan. Mereka bertanya-tanya, darimana datangnya bayi kedua Mayasari? Selain itu ada keanehan lain saat bayi kedua itu lahir. Kelahiran bayi itu, diiringi gemuruh suara angin dan petir yang menggelegar bersahutan juga hujan yang sangat deras. Bahkan suasana pun berubah mencekam dan mampu membuat bulu kuduk berdiri. Ada misteri apakah sebenarnya di balik kelahiran kembaran bayi Mayasari?

Bella Nayyara, harus menerima kenyataan bahwa masa belajarnya sudah tidak seindah dulu. Semuanya berubah, sejak pertama kali ditemukan mayat dalam sebuah kelas. Hidupnya menjadi dipenuhi teka-teki, perasaan takut dan khawatir akan korban selanjutnya. Tidak ada lagi waktu untuk bersantai, bahkan untuk tertawa saja rasanya sulit. Dia merasa waktunya semakin terbatas dan singkat. Keputusan besar sudah dia ambil, yaitu memecahkan teka-teki demi menemukan sang pelaku. Akankah Bella bisa menuntaskan semuanya? Siapa saja yang membantunya?

Untuk menenangkan diri dari perkuliahan, Aldi memutuskan berlibur di sebuah desa yang jauh dari hiruk pikuk Ibu Kota. Namun, dia tidak menyangka bahwa kunjungannya ini akan membuatnya menemukan kemampuan supernatural yang tidak dia sadari. Apakah Aldi dapat menjalani liburannya di Desa Purnama saat banyak sekali pengalaman mistis yang dia alami di sana?

The girl my family sponsored was a manipulative opportunist. She had my childhood friends wrapped around her finger. I helped her out of pity for her poor background, but she climbed her way up, slowly taking my place. She faked innocence in front of the brothers while sabotaging me behind my back. When they found out, they called me petty rather than blame her. I got fed up, married my college crush, and moved on. But they flew in overnight, begging for forgiveness.

Sekumpulan mahasiswa pada waktu itu adalah 7 orang, diantaranya 4 orang laki laki dan 3 orang perempuan. Pada saat itu mereka hanya ingin membuktikan, apakah benar terdapat desa yang isinya kanibal (pemakan daging manusia). Mereka juga ingin mendokumentasikan melalui kamera yang mereka bawa dan menunjukkan ke publik bahwa desa tersebut benar benar ada. Sebenarnya, mereka sudah dilarang oleh teman dan keluarganya untuk datang kesana karena, sangat berbahaya bagi pendatang. Tetapi mereka tidak menghiraukan larangan yang sudah diberitahu kepada mereka. Bahkan diantara mereka ada yang sampai berantem dengan orang tuanya hanya karena mahasiswa tersebut ingin benar benar membuktikan bahwa ada desa kanibal di pulau Kalimantan. Beberapa tahun kemudian, ada sekumpulan mahasiswa yang ingin mencari tau kebenaran desa tersebut, bagaimana nasib para mahasiswa itu?

It all started with Selene, a broken omega, and turned into something no one could have imagined. What began as a fight for control between five Ruthless Alphas has turned into something else. They are no longer just trying to claim her; they're going deeper, and it's making things complicated. But Malachi, a lost King, saw something else — a past life, a forgotten bond, and that she was rightfully his, not theirs. This changes everything. The truths they've kept hidden start to be uncovered, causing trouble in their lives. They start to lose their control, and now everything is at stake—her life, their secrets, and who she truly belongs to. But can she survive it all—or will Malachi’s claim destroy them and her in the process?