Hilarious Dark Humor Novels & Stories

“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.” I stared at him. Deadpan. For a full three seconds. Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.” He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes. It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow. I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.

This is the first time to see him, in a better view, but I kept my chin up and stay tough. "When someone has found himself, tied and blindfolded inside a dark room, with someone hovering over him. Look at your wrist, it's bruised. Do you really think you could trust, and just ask to go home? Silly." He smirked and took a step, making me scrunch my face in confusion as he burst out laughing. It's getting really annoying.

A few people chuckled. "Oh, I agree," Rachel nodded. "He is very, very, very crazy. No one who knows him for more than a day can truthfully deny that. He's mad, cracked, insane - and he laughs at death. He laughs at life. He mocks condescension and helps alleviate ignorance through comedy.

he commanded. She struggled to hold back her breathy gasps, which sounded like a porn star staging an orgasm. He held back a snort. He had no idea why this was amusing and didn't care. He had relied on dark humor to keep him sane so often that he wasn't inclined to challenge the practice.

"You got it wrong-" Daryl's laughter stopped me short. He clutched his ribs as he laughed, the corners of his eyes cringing together as it held mine while he kept on laughing. I don't think I said anything funny, and if I didn't already know him, I'd think he had pseudobulbar affect. "You-you thi-nk he would spare you after all you have seen in Dark Wolf? " he managed to let out amidst laughter "You think he would let you walk out of this place alive? He's going to kill you when he gets what he wants, you don't know him,"

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

Skylar's POV Holy crap. I did it, I sealed a deal with the supposed devil. He looks happy- giddy even at the moment. I'm just some girl from off the street who's anything but close to even decent looking, what does he have to be happy about?

They kept mocking. “Don't you have something to do like train instead of following me with your stupid things?” I asked sullenly as I turned to face them. "Yes.” Hilary replied with a shrug, "but making fun of you when you're not with Liv is our favorite sport... and the funniest too.” "Okay, greaseball with legs.” the evil was tangible in her voice "Do you really think Liv would notice you in any way other than friendly?” I couldn't help but think that her smile was devilish.

After all, women are very sensitive about their age, especially if they are considered to be much older than they should be. Morana bit her lower lip to keep from laughing. It was the first time in a long time, she could laugh after this. Laughing at the suffering of others is not good, but laughing at the suffering of people we hate is really fun. It could be because Morana always avoided having conflicts with other people, ever since she entered the university environment that's why she always chose to be silent, but actually this is a fun thing and can reduce the burden of thoughts that have piled up in her head to occasionally repay the actions of people who try to hurt her.

she said, like she was reassuring herself. “Then why has he not come to you? He sees you as his fucking mother, but you are just a deranged lunatic and one day your secrets will be exposed,” I said. She laughed loudly, her voice high pitched and scratchy. This is the type of laughter that gives a child a nightmare. No humor or emotions, filled with darkness and so much evil. Then suddenly she stopped laughing. She brought out a small bottle from her clothes.