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Not hard enough to break it, but enough to make the wood creak under the pressure of his self-loathing. “I would’ve fucking killed myself if I knew I ever—” He growls, pacing again. “That piece of shit version of me—he doesn’t deserve you. I don’t deserve you.” And just like that, a noise escapes me. A laugh. Not a giggle. Not a chuckle. Not even a dignified laugh. No, I burst the fuck out, this choked, confused, what-the-fuck-is-my-life kind of laugh. I cackle, holding my stomach and stumbling back against the wall, because holy shit, this guy is hilarious.

Even if it was, I desperately wanted it to be a nightmare that could never be the truth. However, look at my luck, it was true, the dark truth about me that I killed my one and only friend, my best friend, Jiahn Kang. She was in a lot of pain, pleading, begging me to spare her life. Was this really me? A person who could never see her loved ones in pain and here I was, the one who killed her own best friend, a best friend who was more than an elder sister to her.

He didn't want to go the rest of his life regretting having made some certain decisions. Suddenly, Devlin's laughter resounded in the room causing a shiver to run down my back in a very uneasy manner. It was shocking to me why she was laughing, I couldn't fathom the reason she was laughing, I had no idea what was so funny or if she was making fun of me, but I knew that such a laughter would not bode well for me. Devkin was a deranged woman with nothing going for her and she took pleasure in these sorts of things. This was where her happiness laid.

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

” She looked at me with a completely unreadable face, and I prided myself on being able to easily figure people out so I was caught off guard. “Hmmm,” she said, sipping her coffee. “So I’d have a full time boring job, but I’d also be a spy? Haha, Holly Inspector Accountant!” I laughed, kind of nervously, but at least she wasn’t leaving. She was bubbly but not in a ditzy kind of way. She kept playing with her bottom lip the whole time I was giving my pitch and it was driving me nuts. I wanted to bite her lip and hold her wrists over her head while I--

he said simply, a mischievous crinkle to his eyes. “Yeah I’m just not seeing the difference,” I quipped back, crunching an M&M dramatically in imitation. The chuckle he let out had my heart soaring. I want to see that, hear that, all the time. I need more of that. The dark, sly, sarcastic, unsure guy letting go and laughing like this… I mean, I made him laugh like this - me. Oh god I’m in trouble.

“Pathetic, isn’t it? Julian defending you like some knight while his pregnant girlfriend is on the floor begging. And Sienna…God, the way she whined about her back pain and swollen feet, as if that excuse is trying to murder you. They deserve each other. Let them tear themselves apart while we watch from the front row.” We both dissolved into it for a moment longer, the shared mockery bonding us in a way words couldn’t. It felt cathartic, dangerous, adult the kind of dark humor that only people who had survived betrayal could truly savor. Eventually the laughter faded, leaving a charged silence and the faint echo of satisfaction. He set his empty glass down and checked his watch. “I should h

Out of reflex, I scoffed backward, amazed but not one single bit afraid as a gasp left my lips. Dimitri stood, his ridiculous laugh echoing around the empty room as he circled himself with his arms stretched wide. Completely in awe of the scene. He looked insane. Just as quick as it happened. It stopped. "Is that normal?" I murmured, eyeing the surrounding candles. Dimitri continued with his laughter that reminded of the 'IT' movie and the ridiculously fearful laugh of the clown. I grimaced and actually started thinking about jumping out of the window to escape his ugly laughers.

She leaned into Dark’s ear, whispering with a tone dripping in warning: “I swear… you’re dead. You might give birth before I do, out of fear.” She smiled sweetly after, like nothing happened, while Dark stood frozen—not sure whether he should laugh or run. “Whahahahahaha!” Dark’s loud laughter echoed through the room, like he was in a comedy bar instead of a dramatic scene. Even the maids flinched—one nearly dropped her tray in shock. Dark’s parents looked confused. Levie? He frowned and shook his head. “Don’t leave my wife!—I mean… I just want to go to the bathroom!”

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