Novel & Cerita Hilarious Disclaimers

As the designer, I had to stay beside them to explain my idea. The exhibition ended an hour later. Just as I was leaving, Sophia spoke. "Andy, could I please have some coffee with your employee?" Andy cast me a meaningful look. "Of course." In the cafe right across from my workplace, Sophia went straight to the point. Her tone dripped with sarcasm. "I heard you stepped on silver powder yesterday. How foolish. You'll only bring Ethan trouble." I subconsciously held onto a corner of my shirt. "Thanks for the concern. I'm fine now."

“Now people are posting fake pregnancy announcements online, printing fake ultrasounds, and sticking them on lockers.” Mr. Caldwell raised a hand slightly. “Mr. Lombardi—” “No,” I cut in. “This joke is getting out of hand.” The room went quiet. Mariah touched my arm lightly. “Jackson.” But I wasn’t done. “People think this stuff is funny,” I said. “They think it’s entertainment. But it’s not. It’s harassment.” Mr. Caldwell looked at Mariah now. “Miss Morales, are you feeling harassed?” Mariah blinked.

she continued, “there is one matter that must be addressed first.” The room stayed quiet, almost like everyone already knew what was coming. “A few organizations have been officially disqualified from consideration due to confirmed fraudulent activities.” The screen changed. Bold letters began to appear. DISQUALIFIED FIRMS. One by one, corporate logos filled the screen as she read them out. “Black Ridge Capital.” Their logo appeared. “Disqualified following confirmed fraud investigations.” “Evergreen Dynamics.” “Disqualified following confirmed fraud case.” Then came the third name. “Sterling Global.”

"Hilary, are you okay?" "Can you give me a mirror?" I ask demandingly. He looks confused but then picks a mirror and gives it to me. I touch my face, makes funny expression while at my reflection. After a couple of seconds, I slap myself. "Aww!" I scream in pain. "HAHAHA, what the hell are you doing? I know you're pretty but don't hurt yourself and make funny faces to become ugly, that's only made you cute." This can't be... This can't be true... I'M IN THE BODY OF HILARY!

“I’m sorry. I won’t…” “Just stop!” I snapped as I sat up, looking at Giorgio in the eyes. “I’m sick and tired of your fake promises. You don’t mean anything you say. This is all some sort of joke to you, so why do you bother? Just enough!” I snapped and slammed my head back on the bed.

"How many times do I have to tell you, they're your parents? Why won't you even see if it's true?" "Because you're a compulsive liar. Why should I trust you? For all I know, this is another scheme of yours, so you can scam my money out of me!" I tossed the notice of critical illness in her face. "Then, look at this closely. Tell me, what's the name that's written on it?" She didn't even look. The woman stepped on it and slapped me. "What an actor. You came in with props. If you have that much time, learn from Zack. If you please me, I'll give you any money you want. You made the wrong move."

Bobbing his head rapidly, Ivan sat and danced his fingers on the keyboard. He halted. “Mr. Harrison, there's a problem…” He showed the computer screen to Lucas. “Someone has already taken down the comment.” “Who is that?” Lucas walked forward. He read the latest comment which was made by Heidi. [If you want to publish such a scandal, why don't you go to the paparazzi, Tracy? The AG Group's resources aren't for free, so we took down your comment.] Her statement astounded him. Instead of cowering, she came out to slap the enemy back.

Only a fool would find it unimpressive. I gestured at the technician again, and he switched the slide to the one describing the rules of the Happy Club. “This is how we earn money without creating any negative effects,” I said as I pointed at the screen. “The Happy Club is an exclusive group of companies. We don't advertise their products, but we highlight their daily offers—their special offers for Happy App users alone. Some offers' range is local, but others' range is nationwide. Not everyone can join the Happy Club. We have strict rules for those who want to participate in our program, but even with those restrictions, we still receive thousands of daily requests from those willing to jo

#It’s a M3L0N#: “What a vicious woman!” #Haier’s Brother#: “Framing others with drugs, what a disgusting act! She’s ruined another person’s reputation for a lifetime.”

" Lillian asked Jay,he wasn't behaving cheerful like before,he looked afraid and nervous. "Am I not supposed to?" It still rained and it was past nine pm. " It was a joke" Joy said it was a joke smiling, she noticed everyone in the room was looking serious and Jay's hand trembled. " You said truth,but you were playing, it was a joke? That was one expensive joke." Mark placed his fingers on Lillian's shoulder, he told her to calm down,he was also calming himself down. "Am I not allowed to tell jokes? You all are just like him,pretending to be nice when you're not !"