Hilarious Disclaimers

My name is Emma. At 31, I am doing well for myself. I’ve got a great job. Or at least a well paid job, my boss loves me, and my girlfriends think I’m great. More important than anyone's opinion is that of my housemate, and best friend in the world, Scott. Scott thinks the world of me and always tells me to be myself. So why do I feel the need to lie outrageously on dates? From rock-climbing to Muay Thai: when it comes to prospective boyfriends, I am compelled to embellish my C.V. with unlikely porkies that alwaysbackfire - with hilarious results. I have Craig to blame for that - he really shattered my sense of self-confidence and self-worth. But then I turn the spotlight on Scott, and he wishes he'd never brought it up. With a penchant for checked shirts and Harry Potter-style specs, I decide he needs a makeover and to experience the abysmal dating world. My friendship with Scott began in the most unconventional way. His past life had made him homeless and isolated, but he saved me. And now we are inseparable. My dating disasters began when my relationship with he-who-must-not-be-named ended. Waking up with a pounding head, a dry mouth, aching limbs and a random arm draped over my waist, I struggle to get up and then stumble to the bathroom. I rubbed my eyes and stare at the hungover, half dead panda eyed loser staring back at me. What started out as a lighthearted challenge with Scott, became something more. We were prepared. But nothing could prepare us for the surprise results! Before long, I realise that our lives will never be the same again.

Feisty, witty and assertive, Wynn Mayfield speaks her mind and refuses to settle for anything in life- especially men. She is nicknamed the Romance Widow because of her list of standards topped by fictional men- a list she uses as a weapon against any chance of romance. Life is going pretty well for her, and she couldn't be more satisfied. That is, until Ethan Sterling; her highschool bully and first love- the one responsible for her worst heartbreak- shows up and turns her world upside down with a confession of love. Gentle, warm and innocently charming with an unshakable optimism, Ethan Sterling is anything BUT the bully she knew in highschool. Wynn wants him gone, but he is a formidable foe. Determined to win her over, he challenges her list: He will prove his love by beating the standards set by her favourite fictional men. Witty banters, a chance for revenge, hilarious fails and romantic tension. Will Ethan succeed in capturing Wynn's heart?

Maxine is arguably the most bitter girl in town. Ever since her ex-boyfriend Leander left her, she has been rude to all men. It all started at a nightclub. Maxine was sad, sulking and drunk at the counter. She was still asking for many bottles of wine, but the bartender already refused her because she was already drunk. She was broken; she loves Leander so much, but he cheated on her. She thought he was the kindest man she'd ever known. Maxine couldn't even walk properly, she swayed and she almost fell. But the next moment she knew, she had already fallen to a man chest. And that was the time she met Law. The moment she looked up to see it. She saw her past. Her past that keeps hurting her till now. It was her last day here at the clubhouse and she promised herself that she would never come back here, but the pain of yesterday returned when she saw him. Leander and him look similar Law was a bit surprised when Maxine grabbed his white collar and kissed him aggressively. And that was the first and last encounter they had. Amari pulled her sister away from the unknown man. One year later. Maxine changed a lot, she was bitter and hot tempered as always. Maxine can't accept that her sister is getting married. She didn't want it to be like her who would only get hurt at the end. She was pissed, so she walked out of Amari's wedding venue with no one knowing. Destiny seems hilarious and playful. Law finally found her in the parking area. Maxine can't remember everything about him. But since that day, it seems destiny is really bringing them closer because Law Del Fierro is also her new Boss.

Ria Ananta. Ananta itu kepanjangan dari Anaknya Antara, papahnya Ria. Ia sengaja diberi nama itu untuk menutupi identitas aslinya yang merupakan anak seorang konglomerat kaya raya tujuh turunan. Padahal sudah terlihat jelas dari pembawaannya bak putri raja dan segala yang dikenakannya berasal dari brand high end, namun tidak ada yang menyadari bahwa Ria merupakan salah satu anaknya Antara! Ria menjalani hidupnya seperti orang normal kebanyakan. Sudah tentram hidupnya dengan gelimang harta, dia malah menjalin hubungan dengan Christian, salah seorang anggota boyband yang sedang naik daun! Ditambah lagi keluarganya Tian yang selalu merecoki Ria karena menjalin hubungan dengan putra mahkota mereka! Gangguan-gangguan tersebut membangunkan sisi lain Ria yang tidak pernah diketahui siapapun, termasuk Christian. Sisi lain yang benar-benar lain dari biasanya Ria. ---------------------------------------- "Tolong. Kamu sebagai papahnya, luangkan waktu untuk mengurus putrimu. Harta bisa dicari, kekuasaan bisa diraih, tapi putri yang sudah terlanjur hancur hari demi harinya tak bisa kembali. Mengobati itu lebih menyakitkan dibanding mencegah. Putrimu adalah harta terbesar bagimu." ~~~ Disclaimers!!! Trigger Warning *TW* 1. Cerita mengandung banyak suicidal thoughts dan suicidal attempts 2. Mengandung pemikiran depresi dan keputusasaan 3. Terdapat adegan kekerasan 4. Bukan cerita uwu, lebih banyak tentang relationship with human 5. If you have some mental issues, be wise to read this story. Just take a lesson and don't follow what contain in this story. Enjoyyyy~