Hilarious Punchlines Novels & Stories

"Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!" Right then, Terrence couldn't hold it in any longer and finally let out a cold laugh. "You idiots. This branch office has been losing money year after year. Headquarters has been wanting to investigate for a long time! "If Ms. Monroe hadn't hidden her identity and come down here to dig into your shady accounts herself, how much longer did you think you could keep fooling everyone? "You sure have some nerve making Ms. Monroe serve you coffee, fetch you water, and take the blame for you. How many heads do you think you have to lose?"

"How many times do I have to tell you, they're your parents? Why won't you even see if it's true?" "Because you're a compulsive liar. Why should I trust you? For all I know, this is another scheme of yours, so you can scam my money out of me!" I tossed the notice of critical illness in her face. "Then, look at this closely. Tell me, what's the name that's written on it?" She didn't even look. The woman stepped on it and slapped me. "What an actor. You came in with props. If you have that much time, learn from Zack. If you please me, I'll give you any money you want. You made the wrong move."

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The naughty boys back in their youth won’t dare crack a joke at her expense. Tess noticed his telling smile and asked what could be so funny that he couldn’t contain his grin. Hugh welcomely took her question, responding by letting it out and turning his smile into a laugh. Then he threw the punchline he’d been damn wanting to release. “They must be calling you ‘Lord of the Jungle Greens’.” While trying to keep the seriousness in her face upon entering the room, the punchline caused her to give in to the sudden lightness of the mood in the room. She acknowledged, “That’s not a bad joke, Hugh. You have sharpened your sense of humor I guess.”

“How did that turn out?” “He committed suited by swallowing a pill.” I know that it wasn’t funny and that I am not supposed to laugh. I gritted my bottom lip as I tried to think of anything else aside from the image of Skyr screaming at the guy and threatening him so much that he commited suicide. IT IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER! I let out a breath as I let the laughter dissipate into the air. “You really need to talk to other people.”

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Asher's frown deepened, puzzled by Sarah's enigmatic question. Unable to contain her amusement, Sarah continued, "I can't believe you would resort to punching someone over such a silly reason." Her chuckles bubbled up once more, and Asher couldn't help but roll his eyes in response. The situation, though unclear to him, had apparently become a source of laughter for Sarah and Henry, leaving Asher roll his eyes.

She was determined to make Gerard Hughes pay for her brother's death. The two southerners seemed lost in a private moment before they became aware that we were staring. "Seriously?" said Luke, his face turning pink. "You don't get it?" "Oh, I do," said Ruthie, rolling her eyes. "But that was a Milk Dud of a joke." Isaac chuckled. Ruthie pointed a finger at him. "No Snickers from you," she said before breaking out in giggles. "Please stop with the candy bar puns," begged Phoebe, but that just made them laugh harder. "See what you started," she said, glaring at Luke and Wynona.

Lucian threw his hands up. “I refuse to be part of this madness!” I smirked. “Suit yourself. But you’re missing out. What do you say, Caelen? Are you in?” Caelen’s lips twitched with mirth. “Why not? It’s not every day I get to see Lucian make a fool of himself on national TV.” Lucian spluttered. “I’ll have you know I’m a respected businessman!” “Respected?” I snorted. “Please. You’re a punchline, Lucian. And now the world’s going to enjoy it as much as I do.”

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia