THE GUY NEXT DOOR
I thought that was Christmas," and I respond. It's impossible to have a favorite holiday. That is dishonest.
Mom looks at him. "I don't cheat, Anthony, so please stop accusing me of doing so. All other holidays are in second place, with Halloween and Christmas tied for first.
My dad and I both make fun of her. She consistently cracks us up.
I tell her, "I'm too old to dress up.
"There is nothing like that. I believe your father and I are older than you because we are both dressed up.
I jest, "You don't behave like it.