Holiday Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I gave it to him and tried not to chuckle at his surprised expression "A coupon to an all you can eat restaurant?" "Happy one month anniversary" I said and I could see he was trying to be happy for my sake and I burst out laughing and snatched the coupon away "I was just joking! That's actually mine. Here is your real present" I said handing him a box. He opened it and I could see the shock on his face.

They were trying to obtain updates on the renewal of their contracts earlier than usual due to the office being closed for the recent holiday. I felt a wave of relief wash over me as the day finally drew to a close. It meant I could unwind and enjoy some peaceful moments with Sarah for the rest of the night. I had been planning a special evening for us—taking her to a private dinner at a charming Italian restaurant that offers a stunning panoramic view of the entire city skyline. This idea was actually suggested by Rick, my Beta, who knew the place and thought it would be perfect for us. I quickly sent Sarah a message to let her know that I had just finished work and that I was now on my way

Yawning, I stretched, blindly reaching for my phone from under my chest. A notification popped up, and I slid it open. *HUH, NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GET SAD—DRUNK WITH YOU. LET'S GO TO KARAOKE NIGHT.* Rolling my eyes, I leaned back. *NO THANKS. A FROG COULD SING BETTER THAN ME* He put three laughing emojis, one skull, and a knife. *MY NEW DATE IS COMING ALONG. HE WANTS TO SEE THE MOST TRENDING WOMAN ON THE TABS, EVEN THOUGH HE THINKS THAT DRESS LOOKED SO FREAKING HOT ON YOU.*

I apologized. “It’s okay. I wanted you to have a nice Christmas dinner with your friend. You can visit Big Dandy.” I laughed. “There is no big Dandy over here, Mom. We only have fancy hotels and restaurants that I can’t pronounce half of the things on their menu.” I replied, getting soaked into the cheerfulness and sweetness I feel whenever I’m speaking to my mom. “Oh, that’s true. I heard Kinston is for the rich. Never knew it was that bad. But are there medium financially sensible places you both could go? Somewhere affordable?”

We blew them out together. Then he yelled, "I wanna be with Audrey forever! I'll stick by her side for life!" Cue the crowd going wild. "Derrick, give it a rest! You're making us all jealous." "Almost ten years and still this cute? Ugh, I can't." I stiffened. Not ten. Eleven. This was year eleven. And he'd already checked out. I slipped my hand out of his and kept it calm. "I'll grab your gift. It's late—I'm not coming back. Enjoy the party."

I sang and they laughed before they chanted the next. "We wish you, many happy returns, of your day, long life, and prosperity." " Hip! Hip! Hip! Hurray!" We cheered and Zizi attacked me with a hug. " Happy birthday Tra Tra." I reciprocated the gesture, before rolling my eyes at another unfortunate nickname. Cas did the same too while Mr Titus just stood at a corner, smiling politely. I walked towards him and shared a hug too. "Happy birthday dear." He smiled. "Thank you Mr Titus." I held back my amusement and Cas locked gazes with me, obvious catching the joke.

SLOANE I woke up on December 28th with a kids’ menu pinned to my fridge and the distinct feeling I had lost my mind. The crayon looked even more ridiculous in daylight. THE HOLIDATE PACT in Jackson’s careful block letters. Twelve holidays. Three-second kiss maximum. No feelings. No exceptions. Our signatures at the bottom, like we’d just bought a house, instead of agreeing to a year-long performance. I stared at it while the coffee brewed, waiting for the panic to hit.

And I love my husband forever. ______________________ I'm sorry for absurd part🥳🥳🥳🥳. I hope you guys are entertained. I wish you a happy and enjoyable day. Oh yeah, what Gerald said was Russian, not Chinese. Understandably he's so annoying as always 🥳🥳🥳🥳.

Hazel told me. "Thank you. Thank you, Hazel," I gushed. "Thank you, mom. Thank you everyone for everything. I've had so much fun this holiday and it's all thanks to all of you. Thank you, Florence. Thank you, Shayla. I don't know why, I'm moved to tears, I'm so happy. I've never been this happy my entire life." "Relax, don't get all worked up," Hazel told me. "Okay. I was thinking, why don't we hold a pool party to celebrate this beautiful occasion?"

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.