Wait, I'm My Crush's Crush?
He turned and looked at me, puzzled.
To make sure he understood what I meant, I explained, "You said you don't want to date anyone to make those women give up and move on. So then why…"
I took a second to organize my words, then continued, "Don't you think we're a little too close? You even tell people we like each other. Of course, everyone's going to assume I'm your girlfriend.
"Then when they remember you said you didn't want to date, they'll just think you were lying. And you're a public figure. If the media misunderstand and spin this into some big scandal to stir up drama, what then?"