Novel & Cerita How To Annoy Your Cousin

Mom intervened. "When did it become a rule to wait..." I mumbled. "Aunt? This is the attitude he will display at home with her. I'm going to teach you a lesson before you even try that..." She raised her hand and attempted to hit me. I held her down, and we were struggling for some seconds until we heard the soft voice that interrupted our play. "Erm... I'm sorry for letting you guys worry." She sounded so innocent and cute after all. "No, we do not have a problem with that. We understand that sometimes we have things to let out. Alone!" I didn't know what my cousin's plan was, but she kept acting weird.

I just laughed and waved at her frowning cousin who's looking at us. "You're taking a while," his eyebrows furrowed. I pointed his cousin, "she's so slow." "Are you in a bad mood?" I ask. He glared at me. "You're not answering my calls, woman." "Oh scary," I chuckled which made him frown. "Dad just introduce a woman to me." I smiled at him. "Stop that fake smile of yours," he tsk-ed. "Oh! Rebel's mad!" Ave laughed. Her cousin just shook his head and ruffled her hair. I fought my urge to laugh when he wrapped her arms around Ave's neck like he's strangling her.

I snapped at him, already irritated by my exchange with Heather and her outright agreement to not wanting to be married to me too. Naturally, I wouldn't care but the thought of her saying she doesn't want to be with me bruised my ego and I felt like she was intentionally trying to challenge me just to annoy me. "Hey, bro?" My cousin said, snapping his fingers in front of me. "What is it?" I asked him, the irritation slightly showing in my voice.

I lift my head from the table and give a creepy smile, then I get up and go to open the door. “Jace!” I scream, while at the same time my cousin screams my name. I also greet Uncle Mark and Aunt Annie and bring them into the kitchen. My cousin walks over to my mom, holding up the pack of beer in his hand. “Aunt! I brought more alcohol!” Connor looks at us perplexed. “Isn’t there too much?” My cousin and I exchange glances before turning to Connor. “No alcohol, no party!” we shout, imitating our grandparents, then we burst into laughter.

I glanced at Clement, who was coughing, rubbing his throat, and then André’s retreating back. “Stay in your room and try to not piss off anyone else.” I sighed, hurrying to catch up with André. “You often lose your temper?” I questioned as I caught up to him. He gave me a sideways glance before sighing. “Not usually. When I do, it’s generally because someone said or did something wrong my family. You don’t fuck with my family. Which reminds me.” André hit my bicep. “Don’t flirt with my cousin.” I raised an eyebrow as I rubbed my arm. “Flirt with your cousin? Is that what Miss Zoe said I was doing?” I scoffed. I hadn’t flirted with her. She flirted with me, but there was no reciprocation.

He says, stuffing his mouth with chips. I glare at him. “Do you want to hear this or not?” He motions at me to continue with a chip between his fingers. I ponder upon my next words before letting out a sigh internally. Ray knows nothing about my meeting with him. It's safe. So, I continue, “Anyway, so my cousin has this… nerd he saved. A really annoying nerd, all glasses and smug ass attitude, you know the type?” I say, adding some other irrelevant details so he won't connect the dots.

Jayden smirked, if there was something he loved doing, it was teasing his sister Stacey and it's so much fun because he always got the reactions he wanted but this time Stacey only laughed. "No one stopped you from having a girlfriend." Adriel taunted, Stacey laughed seeing the look on Jayden's face. "Craziness runs in the blood, no doubt Cheyenne is truly your cousin. It's hard to say who influenced who. You and Cheyenne deserve awards for being the most annoying people ever." "You deserve it more Jayden. I won't let anyone take what belongs to you." Stacey laughed. "Thanks, bestie." Adriel smiled as they high-fived each other.

One of my female cousins nudged me in the ribs. “ What did I do this time?” They were so pesky. “ I complimented it sincerely, isn't that all that matters?” “ You sounded so half-hearted like you were being forced,” another said. “ You should have said something like this - Are you kidding?! Your meatloaf is divine, there ain't no way I'm getting over this!" One of my cousins suggested a better way to have put it. “ That's too dramatic, don't you think?” They were so persistent on the most irrelevant things.

He mutters under his breath, his tone friendly yet teasing. "Wish Gabriel's brother was deaf too." I say inside my head. "Don't be shy, dude. We all are brothers here after all." He literally jumps off of his seat and grabs my shoulder from the back of my seat. I mutter "I know" to him. He still doesn't let go of me, his hands are now hurting my shoulders. "You won't survive if you are always so quiet, dude." He exclaims, jerking my back. "And we won't survive if you keep talking shit." A rude voice stops him from jerking my shoulders, finally making me free from his gasp. Now,I understand what people mean by annoying cousins. He would be in that category if he were my cousin.

He concluded and I spanked his head. This cousin of mine. He was making fun of me even though he was the one who told me to cook and after he knows I had online cooking classes for a week. "I'm sorry. Can't you take a joke?" I rolled my eyes and stuck out my tongue. "Whatever." "So what do you plan on doing?" Kenny asked. I sighed. I know I was over reacting but my emotions are bruised. "I'm quitting." "You're what?" My cousin asked, eyes as wide as saucers.