Hufflepuff Meme Novels & Stories

After the waitress left, there was an awkward silence at the table. “So, Victoria, what Harry Potter house are you in? I’m sorry but if you’ve never taken the test, then it might be a deal breaker for me. Also, if you Gryffindor, a part of me will think you’re lying regardless of whether or not you’re actually telling the truth.” I was impressed. I hadn’t talked about my love for Harry Potter with anyone in so long. Aaron was just ticking all my boxes “Fear not, I’m a Hufflepuff. What about you?” I asked.

He barely knew what a meme was. "Kieran," Mira asked. "Finish the lyric. 'I came in like a...'" "Wrecking Ball!" Kieran sang, doing a little dance. "Miley Cyrus. Classic." "Correct." Mira turned to Cale. "Cale. Name the four houses of Hogwarts." Elion froze. He looked at Cale. Cale looked at Mira. He looked completely lost. "Hogwarts," Cale repeated. "Is that a... geographic location?"

He should’ve been fired by now, honestly, but when you are an owner I guess you can't fire yourself. Inside, the room was alive with people, laughter, and the smell of food. Kira looked adorable in her Harry Potter cape and tie. “Team Hufflepuff!” she announced proudly, and everyone cracked up, calling out their house picks. The party was perfect. For a moment, everything was good. Then Kole walked in. “Hey, brother-in-law,” I called. He grinned. “Hey, sis-in-law. Been talking to your girl Keisha.” “Oh really? How’s that going?”

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

" okay first off it's obvious it's your very first Halloween party at Bratford high because if it isn't you should have been used to the scary parties we throw here. We all know there is no such things as ghost or werewolfs or any of those stuff you saw, but our school is know for putting such a fright ever Halloween that we made this years Halloween seem real and a lot more frightening than the last. Right hazel" I've see so many anger faces but nothing is compared to the one Hazel is giving hugo right now. They would probably be at each others neck if I weren't here right now. So I had to Intervene. "Wow no fighting okay it's obvious Hazel was the victim of last years Halloween and now we

I narrow my eyes at Holls who looks proud of what she had done. “We stumbled into one of the meeting rooms, and we saw a map. Then we ran away, pretending the maps were of some muggle cure.” She snaps her fingers, eyes wide. “Oh my god! I remember, we ran into the woods!” “Yeah, running in the woods made me remember somehow.” She slumps in her seat. “But I can’t remember a thing, I was a kid, thinking of stopping you from taking the cure, I liked bullying you as a muggle.”

Caption: “Pregnant fertility goddess takes the throne and rebrands the empire. We are not worthy.” Memes explode almost instantly: Theo’s face photoshopped onto a burning building: “When your ex rebrands your entire life out of existence.” A simple image of the rose logo with text overlay: “When she says ‘keep my name out your mouth’ and then puts hers on EVERYTHING.” Another one: the old blue W logo crumbling like dust, the white rose blooming in its place: “Character development: from Whitford to Harper-Kane.” The comments are a chaotic mix of awe, thirst, support, and pure glee:

Allen has to pick him up first everytime we're going out for a drive. Hue's a bit weird, but he's a genius. I remember when we were in high school, he's always at the top of the class. But other students call him weird, fat glasses and rainbow man, because he likes to wear his colorful jacket. But despite his appearance, Hue is incredible in memorizing. He has this photographical memory kind of thing. I envy that. I like him even though he's weird. I believe everyone is weird, just in different kind of weirdness. 5:32PM

I pick up my belongings and head for the front doors of the school. "Well...well, if it isn't, Train Tracks in motion. Nice Harry Potter pencil case: what are you eleven? If you're looking for Platform Nine and three quarters...Don't bother; they don't accept muggles like you," Kelly smirks while twirling a strand of her curly brown locks in her hand. Alexa and Tia click their heels with impatience. "For someone who thinks I'm a nerd...you sure know a lot about Harry Potter, yourself there, Kelly."