Hufflepuff Meme Novels & Stories

House Hufflepuff all the way. “Hey at least he tried,” I reassure her. “Says the Harry Potter nerd,” she laughs and rolls her eyes. “Hey I can’t help it if I think it would be amazing to get a Hogwarts letter telling me I am a witch and I’ve been accepted into a magical school. I would accept and be gone tomorrow,” I laugh. “So, do you think you passed your math test nerd.” “Don’t be jealous,” I laugh. “You know I nailed it. I’ll be taking college classes in no time.” I look around the restaurant and notice the crowd has died way down. I can see staff cleaning up and preparing for tomorrow.

“Seriously, steer clear of Professor Harth. His elemental affinity is air, but he’s basically a human hot air balloon.” Then there was a weird tangent about wolves: “Just don’t make eye contact with him unless you want him to challenge you to some kind of duel.” And, of course, the lunch specials – “The lemon pudding is cursed. The last time I had it, I swear it whispered my name.”

“Well, I wouldn’t say that I don’t know anything, but I’m still learning.” He reached up and flicked his ear with a smile. “Goblins don’t have pointed ears, we’re also normal-sized, just like you. House elves don’t even exist, so I’m guessing you’re thinking about those little critters from the wizard movies, what are they called?” “Harry Potter, and they were books first. Really good books, by the way, if you’re a reader.” I could feel my face burning with embarrassment. “Muffler breath? Read? Ha! That’s a good one!” Jade said as she set a drink down in front of him.

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