Hyper Realistic Squidward Novels & Stories

He curiously looked up at the creature and saw the water dripping from its eyes. His webbed hands touched under his own eyes, wondering why water flowed from this creature's eyes and not his. Another thing that made things curious about him with the things he was placed in his mouth. A white squid swam up to him and said, “Your highness, you must not disturb this creature, it’s from the higher lands.” The merman looked at the squid for a split second and frowned, summoning the undercurrent he brushed it towards the squid who was then swept away, “Don’t annoy me Nee,” he said then looked back up at the creature from the higher lands.

Maybe Finrir can finally feel free to make his move without hesitation, she thought. However, before any further discussions or revelations could take place, their conversation was abruptly interrupted by a sudden disturbance. A giant squid emerged from the shadows, its menacing presence sending shockwaves through the water. With predatory intent, the creature locked its gaze upon the trio, its tentacles undulating with deadly precision. Tritan's gaze narrowed, a flicker of exhilaration dancing within his eyes, as he prepared himself to face the formidable adversary.

Squish, squish, squish… "Excellent! She’s twitching around my finger. Heh." "Mmmph!!" "Oh, brother… she’s sucking my cock so hard!" Vanguard sped up his finger work until the nectar splashed over his hand. He was determined to make her climax over and over to prepare her for the "main event." Slurp… Slurp…

She exclaimed as she points at the squid. "That's a squid, Rhea! For god's sake haven't you saw a squid before?!" Oh now Cora is mad. "A squid?! But that's to big for a squid!" Oh, now we're talking about squid. "Squids can be big or small, Rhea, argh! You're such a moron!" Cora stomps her feet. "Look, I don't want to interrupt your squid quarrel and all, but I'm hungry and I'm ready to eat a whole lot a squid so can we go somewhere really interesting than a super market?" I can't help it, I'm hungry!

Queenie knew that and smiled. “For my regulars who know the rules, you can do two things. The peasants can collectively file for taxes and tip my jar. Each jar tipped is fifty millilitres of fake semen pumped into my holy temple. If you wish to see a waterfall, you know what to do. For my knights, I’ll be looking at super chats to give you the benefit of selecting both. Thanks to the wonderful programming team with Wanda's Love Accessories Incorporation, we found a way to code super chats to trigger two shots worth of cum and a minute-long override for the fuck speed to insane. In other words, the stream will run as long as super chats continue to come in even after thirty minutes.”