Pranking the prank king
"Well, maybe a little"
"You should understand I can't let you crush my reputation cupcake. I worked for it."
"The only thing you do is to prank people and ruin their lives"
"First, you make it sound like I murdered their entire family. I'm not ruining their lives, I'm making them popular."
Is he really this dumb?
"That's not the type of popular people want."
"Well, you don't always get what you want"
"You know what, just drop it"
"So you're not planning on pranking me back?"