Icarly Joke Is On You นิยาย & เรื่องราว

"And who knows, maybe I'll even remember it and tell it to someone else someday." Ida grinned. "Oh no, please don't subject anyone else to that joke. I wouldn't want to be responsible for causing anyone else's eyes to roll," she joked. Avery laughed. "Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. But, if you want to hear a real joke, I've got one for you." "Okay, hit me with it," Ida said, leaning in. "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" Avery asked. "I don't know, why?" Ida replied.

"Excuse me, Kayla" She informed Kayla she arched an eyebrow and waited for more explanation. "Are you in a hurry to diss me? Are you already bored of me?"She joked and Carolina laughed and shook her head. "Where are you off to?"She added. "The restroom or do you want me to pee here because I am down for either one of them", Carolina joked and Kayla laughed and pushed her away lightly as she squinted her eyes in disgust.

he joked, a playful tone in his voice. Florence, surprised by his sudden shift in mood, chuckled softly. “Who’s there?” she replied, a small smile playing on her lips. “Ike.” He answered with a smile. “Ike who?” She smiled wider now. “Ike-ant wait to see you again.” Chaos grinned, his eyes twinkling with amusement. The corny joke, though simple, managed to bring a smile to Florence's face. It was a small moment of levity, a brief respite from the weight of her problems.

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

"You're mocking me." "You're making it painfully easy." "How old are you, four eyes?" "Old enough to get the Friends reference, not old enough to drink." "Twenty." "Nineteen, actually, turning twenty next month." "And you're not in college because?" "I didn't jump in the truck so you'd play twenty questions with me." "No, you jumped in the truck because your cat died, remember?" "Yes, um, Olga." "Oscar." "That's what I said."

"How are you seeing everything? It's dark," "I eat a lot of carrots," he says casually. "Is that supposed to be a joke?" I looked back at him, making sure to lift my feet higher with every step. I crack a smile, shaking my head. "If yes, it's lame," I pointed out. "It made you smile," he pointed out. I rolled my eyes, realizing too late that I was a lot calmer than I was when this started.

Jackie. I have math which was by the parking lot. As I was walking to my class I was basically on my phone because my math teacher always opens the door after the 2nd bell. She's always late all the time so I took my sweet time walking there. while walking I bumped into some guy making me drop my phone ‘Oh my god I'm sorry I wasn't looking where I was going’ I say apologizing to the guy in front of me. ‘No worries… oh I see why you weren't paying attention you busy texting someone back huh? ’, he says as he picks up my phone from the ground. ‘ I was not texting anyone, just saw a post’ I say. ‘right my bad’ he chuckles ‘here you go um?’ he asks ‘Katherine and you are…?’ I ask ‘Juan Carlos,

“What now? They’re just here to chat. Why do you always have to make things awkward? If I take them out, they’ll think we’re looking down on them or have some grudge.” I stared at him, incredulous. “Chat? Is that what you call it? Bringing up my most humiliating moments, twisting them into jokes, and making everyone laugh at my expense? Have you ever once thought about how I feel?” Before Zayn could answer, his mother, Lucy piped up from the kitchen, where she was chopping up vegetables. “Oh, stop being so dramatic! Can’t you take a joke? You’re lucky we don’t call you out for being so spineless!”

I said. Alec raised his head and looked at me while raising his eyebrow. Shawn chuckled. "And how did you break this one?" I shrugged. "I threw it across the room because it woke me up" I said. They both burst out laughing. I looked at them skeptical. "Good to know I can tell a funny joke...What was the joke again?" I asked looking at them. "Alex isn't that what an alarm clock is for? Okay, okay, back to business." "Are you bipolar?" I asked Shawn.