Insult Humor

The day my family and the Fido family decided I should marry Callum Fido, I shocked everyone by rejecting the arrangement. Without hesitation, I instead chose Jaxon Fido, Callum’s uncle. Everyone was stunned. After all, everyone in Central City knew I, Moon Sawyer, had loved Callum more than I loved myself. When I was young and naive, I had declared I would marry no one but him. I followed him for ten years and lost who I was in the process. If he told me to go left, I would never dare turn right. If he told me to jump into the ocean, I would have done it without thinking. In my past life, I got to marry Callum, just like I always wanted. But on our wedding day, he shut the door in my face. He pressed the knife he had personally sharpened against my chest and said, “The one I love and want to marry has always been Ruby. The only way you’ll enter this house is as a dead body.” Ruby Sawyer was my sister. The Fido family had called him ungrateful and forced him to go through with the marriage. But after the wedding, he kept looking for women who looked like Ruby and flaunted his affection for them in front of everyone. He let every one of his mistresses insult me, belittle me, and walk all over me. When I was pregnant, I was pushed down the stairs, and both my baby and I died. With a second chance at life, I chose to stay away from him and let him be with Ruby. But I never expected that the day the Fido family agreed to my new engagement, Callum would completely lose his mind.

"She loved him with all of her, But he was too oblivious to her shining light that instead drew someone else in, Someone who's been meaning to find light all his life if not for all of eternity" She had no love life to begin with but she made a living out of making people fall for each other hopelessly with just a snap of her fingers. Years of yearning to somehow be seen by Jason Faux, her multi-millionaire, playboy of a best friend as more than just a friend, Justine Bell ends up crossing paths with the enemy. Only to follow him into the dark depths of lies, secrets and manipulation she never thought existed in her world of skyscrapers and billboards. Loosing Justine to the darkness of his own world, will Jason be able to resist his instincts and leave Justine to the hands of the enemy?

In a world partially dominated by ravens, phoenixes (Avian) and werewolves, a child was born. He was an Avianwolf, with the blood of a Raven, a Phoenix, and a werewolf. He was hated amongst all the species, because they never saw eye to eye. The three species were pure rivals, so they could never mate with themselves. A phoenix was surprisingly mated to a raven, and then Emily was born. When she found out who she was, life became hard for her. She was being attacked by both Ravens and Phoenixes, as she was part of their enemy. She falls in love with a werewolf, and then they have a son, an avianwolf. She knew her son would face more challenges than she had, so with the help of a witch, she locked his powers in a cave far away and gave him up for adoption. Read the book to know what happens afterwards. Will he get his powers and become the unstoppable tribrid, the most powerful being on earth? An avianwolf...

Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness.The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....

How do you turn your life interesting overnight? No idea, but it probably doesn't involve falling through a mirror into another world after popping a pimple... Maisie was your average introvert, looking for a bit of spice in her life. That's probably why she ignored the warning signs that the mirror was more than it seemed. The $5 price tag on a full-length mirror probably should have been a hint, too.

Billie is a young she wolf who sticks to herself. As the betas daughter she trains hard daily but not enough to take over for her father one day so the position falls to her twin brother Blaine. At 19 she has yet to find her mate until one night a neighboring pack hosts the Annual Mate Matching. Every year a different pack hosts it. Every unmated wolf 16 and older must attend every year until they find their mate or reach the age of 30. Not really looking for a mate, Billie sneaks off into the beautiful garden only to come face to face with her mates. Will she accept them? Will they accept her?? Follow Billie through her adventures with her friends, family and dominant mates.

Two childhood sweethearts - A perfect match but abruptly parted their ways due to some misunderstandings in their highschool -- He was the president of the Emperor International. He was worth hundreds of billions of dollars. -- He is known as the Devil ,Cold , Dominant , Heartless President . She grew into a cute adorable girl .What happens when they reunite in the name of " ARRANGED MARRIAGE ". She thought to hate him but it's impossible when love dominates hate .He thought to forget her but it's impossible when her picture is printed in his heart . *Let's see what will be the long-lasting childhood sweetheart fate ..? Destiny brought them together then what about fate ..? Are they meant to be together..? or a venom snake like best friend cum step-sister enters into their relationship . To know about them ..Read my novel -- " CEO HUSBAND'S ADORABLE WIFE". guys this story about a husband who dotes on his wife aimlessly .A wife who supports her husband in every stage of their life . # marriage#love# revenge# doting#romance

When 15-year-old Callisto's life's flipped completely upside down in a matter of hours, it's up to to her and her companions to restore a broken kingdom before an evil warlock, Zephyr, destroys all she holds dear. They travel across the nation of Pasiphae to find the only person who can help them, an old, wise wizard who has the power to beat Zephyr. Can this sheltered teenage unite a divided kingdom? Or will Zephyr and the darkness and pain of the real world show her that most things in life are out of her control? •••Updates Every Sunday and Wednesday at 11:11 am EST

Lucas is the CEO of the most successful company, he’s a cold-hearted womanizer. He loves to play with women’s feelings. Nikolai is a womanizer too, but after what happened to his sister, he changed himself. He plans to take revenge on the man who broke his only sister’s heart. He decided to disguise himself as a woman. His goal is to make Lucas fall in love with him and then break his heart, but what happens is the opposite, he’s slowly falling in love with Lucas and he can’t believe that he likes Lucas even though they’re both men? Will he choose those feelings arising in his heart for Lucas over his revenge? Or is there something else in his destiny?

River Barlowe is kind, beautiful, and smart. She has a childhood best friend, Zach Grey, who happens to be a sexy, smart, rich, well fit guy. He has a secret though, he's been in love with her since elementary. They just graduated from high school and are off to the same College along with two other friends. Unfortunately, their friendship will face challenges the moment they step foot on the college campus. A frat party takes place two days before classes start. All newcomers are welcome. Well of course they are, because we all know what happens to fresh meat…they become bait for hungry, cute, horny predators. River is peer pressured by her friends to go. There she will encounter a gorgeous football player, Alec Madden. A boy who captures her attention and becomes Zach's nightmare. Will their friendship withstand the bumps in the road? Will River fall for the pretty playboy or will she realize that love was the boy who stood with her all those years? She has a decision to make, one that won’t be easy, but one that will seal her destiny. ***Standalone Book***