Insults For Short People 소설 & 이야기

he teases. I glare at him defiantly as I tilt my chin upward to meet his gaze. Damn it, he is a skyscraper at 6’6” or something. Next to him, I feel like a doll...although that’s not an entirely unpleasant sensation. I like big men, but I hate that he brands me as ‘short’ at 5'4. It’s infuriating! “You got something against us 'short' people?” I snarl, attempting to keep my pulse from quickening.

“Is that all you got? That was the funniest insult you can come up with?” Eleanor backs off, staring at me with narrowed eyes. I can’t tell if she’s trying to recognize me, or if she’s just too angry and stunned to speak. Either way, I don’t care. “They did say that low IQ people tend to go for stupid, shallow insults,” I say calmly. “You don’t look very smart, both of you. And besides, even with all the money in the world, you just can’t buy style. Look at how both of you are dressed. All logos. No class. Maybe I should give you this dress. It might save you.”

" The men had a hard hearted laugh that lasted close to a minute causing Lucian to feel irritated. “Really? Did you expect we would just forgive you and make peace with you and your race just like that? Then you are stupider than I have imagined." The ugliest of the men spoke mockingly and that resulted in a frown on Lucian's face. “Really stupid I must say." The shortest said. ”An uncultured, savage race ruled by a stupid king what a useless people." The tallest of the men said and that seemed to anger Lucian the most. “You will show my people respect!" Lucian shouted in a deadly voice, his breath were like flames. If only his hands were freed he would have ripped the man's head off for ins

This was the highest insult she had received ever since she was born. "How dare you,you stupid jerk!"she yelled.Luke squinted his eyes,his eyebrows knitted together,he raised his head up from the laptop looking at the human standing in front of him.This was the first time he was being insulted and to be insulted by a weak being was a big blow to him.

“That brainless, two-faced, lying, backstabbing, good-for-nothing piece of trash! He will surely be punished by God and he will be rejected Wherever he goes.” I choked on my cookie and blurted out. What were these insults that I just heard? “Mom!” But, she wasn’t done. “That miserable thing! That cockroach in human skin! The day he was born, the heavens must have sighed in regret! Look at him, walking around in expensive suits, thinking he is important. Oh, he has no idea what has befallen him.” I covered my face as the insults rang in my ears. “Oh my God,” I screamed and My phone rang again.

I turned around immediately in disbelief, I couldn't believe the asshole was measuring me. "I'm not short, you're too tall," I say with a wry smile, staring at the unfortunate man. I want to tell him to fuck off, if we were alone I would, but out of respect for Mr. Anton, I hold back. I'm 1.62 tall, and in my opinion, I'm not short at all. "Of course, you're short, you're almost a pygmy." The bastard says debauchery. "Oliver!" Mr. Anton says in a warning tone, but he's holding back his laughter.

Suddenly, just like that, a fry flew and hit me on the forehead snapping me out of the silent anxiety attack. “Stop staring off like that, it creeps me out, you freak!” He teased with a playful tone and surprisingly, I didn’t even feel offended by the name calling. After all, I did introduce myself as a freak when we first met. “Jerk,” I decided to play the ‘who gets the last insult’ game. “Bitch.” “Man-whore.” “Hoe.” “Dickhead.” “Ass-hat.” “Fucktard.” “Imbecile.”

"The fuck?! Who told you that!" He exclaimed. "Everyone?" You know the worst kind of insulting someone? Is not saying it right in their face. Whenever I passby I can hear them murmuring that I am lame. My fashion sense is for grandmas. I am fat. I have a belly. I mean I know what they are saying is true. I can see it in the mirror everyday. Yes My eyesight is bad but I am not blind. "Tell me who they are. Who the hell they are to disrespect and bodyshame you? No one is allowed to shame another person unless they deserve it. Don't worry love I'll talke care of it. Those low life will get what they deserve."

His bullies all laughed mockingly at him as he balled his fists. "Told ya he will try to fight back," the shortest one of them all commented. "Whatcha gonna do, Lone Princess?" They all broke into a fit of laughter. Kinsley felt irritated every time they called him names, inappropriate and sometimes degrading ones. But he did not let it get to him. He did not want to stoop into their level of childishness.

- and I'd do it a second time. You aren't bad until you've ever frozen someone's underwear as payback. -every single one of them. You aren't bad until you've ever replaced someone's possessions with something else. - I replaced his books with bricks. You aren't bad until you can threaten your enemy and get away with it. - sassiness runs through my veins. You aren't bad until you've won a fight. - poor poor Luka. You aren't bad unless you've insulted someone repeatedly and are still breathing. - Insulting Blade is my favourite pastime.