Intelligent Humour Quotes

"Do not read it"!! He yelled at them, she told me not to let you read whatever is written in the book. "Who believes someone that looks close to being a ghost" Dani retorts back at him. He was trying his best to talk them out of reading whatever was written in the book, but they were all adamant, they were going to read it anyways. "I'm not going to be a part of this" he said and left angrily.. A psycho thriller novel, mystery e.t.c

Il circulait des rumeurs prétendant que la fiancée du jeune maître Hubert avait grandi à la campagne, qu’elle avait l’air rustique, sans finesse, tout droit sortie d’un tas de paille sans valeur. Cependant, lorsqu’Inès Lopez a fait son entrée à une soirée, elle a suscité un véritable émoi !« Elle, laide ? Tout le contraire ! »« Il paraît que la star du cinéma, c’est son frérot ! »« Son père ? Rien de moins que le premier richissime du monde ! »« La designer enveloppée de mystère, Leo, c’est elle en fait ! »Les masques sont tombés un à un, laissant tout le monde stupéfait. Mais alors ? Marion Hubert, lui, ne l’appréciait pas.Le jour même, le groupe Hubert a publié sur Twitter :« Très amoureux, préparatifs de mariage en cours. »Tout le monde : « ...... »

"What...are ...you doing Mr. Professor?" She asked stuttering. "I know what I'm doing Ms. Khanna," He smirked to her. He took hold of her hands and placed them above her head. "Leave me," She said and struggled from his tight grip but alas no use. He stood there like a rock. "I won't leave you. What will you do Miss?" He queried. "I will complain to principal," She emphasised. With that he came close to her and crashed his lips with her. She was shocked for a moment. She stood like a statue in that place and shivered from his touch which affected her so much. "What will you do Ms. Khanna?" He prompted and went from there with a smirk playing on his lips. "I hate you professor," She screamed making his smirk grew wider. ************ Naina Kapoor. A beautiful, cute, intelligent, ambitious and lovely person. She loves her parents and her sister Meera. She wants to become successful in her career but one decision of her parents changes her life completely. Arranged marriage, selected by her parents and he is her sister's brother-in-law. Let's see what happens to her life. Shourya Khanna. A handsome, intelligent, caring and arrogant person. He loves his family so much. He is the CEO of Khanna Industries. He has a brother who loves him so much and his sister-in-law who treats him like her own brother. She wants him to get married to her sister. She thinks he is perfect for her. Will Shourya support her dreams or not?

For Elize, there's nothing more important than her family. Even it means accepting the unfair treatment of upperclassmen living inside the White Palace - a place like paradise because of overwhelming wealth and luxury unlike her home, the Black Market which is for lower-class and middle-class people like her. That's why getting a chance to work in White Palace is already a blessing to live a good life. But Elize knew that working under an upperclass would mean tragedy as it would mean that you will serve a family class full of arrogant elites, boasting all the money and superiority they have. But a real problem came when her brother was seen with the family crest of an elite class. To save him from a heavy punishment because of his crime, Elize decided that the fate of her brother would be hers, taking all the accusations and blame by herself. She was sentenced to serve directly as a servant under the ruling family in the White Castle for her whole life and without any compensation. Meeting the supreme family, House of Aelton, and working under them is something that Elize would never think of as a blessing. But now this is her new life. Serving the ruling family and the sole heir and prince of the kingdom, Prince Dale Aelton of Lionnale.

ISang Taon pagkatapos ng kasal ni ni Johnny ay bigla na lang itong namatay sa hindi niya malamang dahilan.Kaya naman ng malaman niya na may sakit pala itong malala ay Medyo sumama loob niya pero paano niya ba iton matatanggap gayong mahal na mahal niya ito.Kaya halos mabaliw siya ng mamatay ito.Araw araw siyang nagluluksa at sa kagustuhan niyang makausap ang asawa ay naghanap siyang taga kausap ng kaluluwa.Si Brix na bakit naman sa dinami dami ng tao ay kamukha pa ng asawa niya ang nakikita na na tila ba alam na alam nito lahat sa tuwing magkakaroon sila ng session. hanggang sa unti unti na niyang nararamdaman na hindi na asawa niya ang gusto niyang kausapin kundi ang lalaking kaharap na niya mismo. At ang lalaking ito ay ang kapatid pala ng asawa niya na lingid sa kanyang ka alaman ay ang tumanggap ng eye cornea ng kanyang asawa.Paano niya lalaban ang nararamdaman na iyon kung sa tuwing tititigan niya ang mata nito ay asawa niya ang nakikita niya.

“You will start your duties as the chosen Alpha's Breeder, whether you like it or not,” he hisses at her as his anger rise even more. She braces herself and looks at him with her eyes dancing with mockery, “Let it be then, Alpha King Dantes. Bring me to the lair of any mateless Alpha and watch as he rips me off, listen as we moan, and never close your eyes as he thrusts into me so deep, fast, and repeatedly until we both gasp for air and shudder in ecstasy.” With his face burning with anger, the King of all Alphas snatches her waist and plunges her onto his right shoulder like a caveman. “You pissed me off completely, Zeta! Wait for a moment and you will find yourself being ripped off, gasping for breath thereafter, and writhing in ecstasy as you reach your goddam peak!”

Inosente sa unang tingin tila di makabasag pinggan ang awra ni Dorothy Sebastian. Pero kapag ito ay umpisa ng magsalita ikaw ay mauubosan ng dahilan, palusot, oh anong pigil mo wala ring kwenta. Parang bata, wala sa tamang pag-iisip, baliw, kulang sa pagmamahal, abnormal, at higit sa lahat' manyak. Yan ang laging bansag sa kanya dahil kung anong laman ng utak n'ya. Ay gagawin at gagawin n'ya ang gusto n'ya. Paano mo ba maiiwasan ang ganitong babae? Lalo na kung ikaw ay nagustohan at natipuhan n'ya? Kahit anong pigil mo para hindi kalang magkakasala. Paano kung s'ya na mismo ang gumagawa ng paraan. Kaya mo pa kayang umayaw kung ang ng gagahasa sayo' ay isang inosenteng manyak? Hanggang saan ba ang pagpipigil ni Darwin sa sarili' para hindi lang magkasala sa kanyang misyon. Kung gayong unti-unti na s'yang nakaramdam ng pag-ibig kay Dorothy.

Trapped on a billionaire’s private island. A hurricane raging outside. And a passion neither of them saw coming. When fierce environmental scientist Juniper Hale is forced into a reluctant partnership with Adrian Blackwood, a powerful tech mogul who sees the world in numbers and profits, sparks fly and not the good kind. Their partnership is a ticking time bomb, she’s prepared for battle, not romance. Their clashes turn into a war of wills, but when a deadly storm leaves them stranded together, their hatred transforms into something far more dangerous. Secrets from Juniper’s past threaten to unravel her, while Adrian’s empire teeters on the edge of destruction. In a game where trust is a currency neither is willing to spend, will they survive the terror… be consumed by it?

Pagkagising ni Desiree, wala ni isang saplot sa katawan niya. Ngunit higit pa sa pagkabigla niya ay ang taong natutulog sa tabi niya—ang lalaking pinakaayaw niya sa lahat. Mas lalo pa siyang nabahala dahil ramdam pa rin niya ang init ng gabing iyon na ayaw man niyang aminin, ay tumatak sa isip niya. "Ano, gusto mong ituloy ito o gusto mong ibaon na lang sa limot at magpanggap na walang nangyari?" "Ang ibig mong sabihin, gusto mong akuin kitang responsibilidad ko dahil nagtalik tayo?" malamig na tanong ng lalaki, sabay taas ng kilay. Ang gwapo nitong mukha ay may halong pang-aasar na lalong nagpa-init ng ulo ni Desiree. Halos gusto na niyang sugurin at kalmutin ito. Halos sumabog sa inis si Desiree. Hindi man lang niya napag-isipan nang gano’n kalalim ang nangyari kagabi. "Hindi!" Sigaw niya, sabay irap at iwas ng tingin. "Isang beses lang iyon, wala nang dapat pag-usapan pa. Wala akong pakialam." Nagkibit-balikat siya at malamig na nagsabi, "Mas mabuti pang kalimutan na lang natin pareho ang lahat. Walang nasaktan, walang talo." Hindi naman siya magpapatali sa isang lalaki kahit pa... napakahusay nito sa kama. "Kung gano’n, ayos," sagot ni Terrence habang nag-uunat at naglakad palabas ng kwarto na parang walang nangyari. Ngunit bago siya tuluyang lumabas, lumingon pa ito at mayabang na nagsabi, "Sana lang hindi mo ipagmalaki kahit kanino na nakuha mo ako."

Scarlett s'est toujours sentie différente, sans jamais savoir pourquoi. Une nuit, un monstre tente de la tuer, mais un Alpha ténébreux et mystérieux nommé Crowe la sauve. Il lui révèle qu'elle est liée à une ancienne prophétie, une prophétie capable de sauver le monde ou de le détruire. Bientôt, Scarlett découvre qu'elle est traquée par de puissantes sorcières, des créatures mortelles, et même sa propre mère. En fuyant pour survivre, elle se transforme à une vitesse fulgurante : elle devient plus forte et une étrange flamme intérieure s'embrase. Crowe la protège, mais il cache un terrible secret : il a tué son père. Alors que le pouvoir de Scarlett devient incontrôlable, la vérité éclate, brisant le dernier brin de confiance qui subsistait entre eux. Mais lorsque sa mère tente de l'utiliser pour ouvrir un portail obscur, Scarlett doit choisir sa véritable nature : une arme ou un salut. Crowe risque tout pour la sauver, et finalement, ils combattent côte à côte, même si cela leur coûte quelque chose d'irréparable.