Its Not Funny Novels & Stories

He is the one who suddenly does not pay attention. "Okay, I won't force you to admit it." He said more and laughed. I just laughed too, but it came from the nose. I am not in the mood to be happy. It 's hard to be annoyed or you just don't get noticed. Those who do not know the real reason why it became like that.

And the uncontrollable laughter began again. "What's wrong with you?" I didn't know which one asked; I couldn't decipher the voice over my hysteria. Nothing was as funny as I made it out to be, but I didn't care. Clutching my stomach that hurt from the muscles tensing for so long, I finally barked out, "High school girls aren't interested in the three of us. What would make you think college girls would be any different?" If either of them understood a word I said, I'd be shocked.

It’s healthy, аnіmаlіѕtіс, and іt doesn’t hаvе tо bе all lovey-dovey tо be good for mе. Hаrmlеѕѕ fun is mоrе than okay frоm mу реrѕресtіvе—аѕ long аѕ I can gо ѕtrаіght hоmе аftеrwаrd. I nеvеr lеt thеm come tо mу place. There hasn’t been a man іn my рlасе fоr уеаrѕ.

“Jay. Don’t you dare laugh. I’m being serious.” “I know, I know,” I wheezed, still holding back a grin. “It’s just you have no idea how funny you look right now, like your brain’s trying to reboot itself.” But under the humor, my chest hurt. Because I didn’t have an answer. Not a real one. Not one that would make sense to him or to me.

“What? What is so funny? Why are you guys laughing?” Daniel asked and their parents turned to them. “Oh, you are guys are serious.” Their father said and they nodded. “Yeah, does it look like we are joking?” Danielle asked. “Oh, we thought it was a joke, sorry.” Their mother said and they scoffed. “Why were you guys laughing? That was not funny and it is not like you guys can not afford it, so what is it?” Damien asked and their parents sighed.

He was like a fool, laughing for superficial reason. “Nothing.” His sparing answer made me wince. Tears? Just like a fool? Laughing for no good reason ?. Is this man crazy? “Huh? Why are you laughing? Am I funny? ” I asked him rudely. “Is there anything funny I said?” I asked him again. It was shaken and slightly swallowed. “Nothing.” He said seriously to me as he drove the steering wheel of the car. “Why are you laughing if there is nothing wrong with what I said ?. So you’re laughing because I’m funny like that ?. ” I told him calmly and he totally denied me.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

"With me, you don't have to do that... People already look at us funny if we go anywhere." He snorts. "They look because you're cute..." "No, trust me, they are probably wondering about our sex life. You've seen the hamster eating a banana picture?" Nathan chokes on laughter behind me. "Oh, I have, but... I find it kind of hot. I mean, you're fun-sized." "Fun-sized?"

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.

SIRIUS : Why are you laughing, what’s so funny?? ELIZA : Nothing really, it’s just that you can be quite amusing SIRIUS : Are you saying I’m a clown??... Do I look funny?? ( he says visibly offended ) ELIZA : No not that, you are not a clown at all, I just mean that you can be funny at times SIRIUS : Well I didn’t say anything funny and anyways, shouldn’t you be upset that I’m not apologizing??