Simply Funny Novels & Stories

“This one is physical! No more brains, folks, now we need brawn!” I felt a flicker of real interest. This was… silly. Childish, even. But for the first time tonight, it sounded like it might actually be fun. A stupid, simple kind of fun I hadn’t had in forever. A fun that didn’t involve secrets or lies or looking over my shoulder.

If she could just show him— “Yeah, well then God has a warped sense of humor. I thought you were an angel. Sent to me in reparation for all the craziness in my life, for my good deeds and honest living. That my mother had finally got it right.” He snorted and threw up his hands. “Yeah, that’s a good one. God, she must have had a field day with this. A fucking mermaid.”

My eyes widened for a second, then I shook my head and brought myself to look at her with a frown. "Good point. Relationships are complicated, even when they end. Sometimes it's hard to let go I guess, huh?" "I think we know better than anyone." Liza giggled and nudged me in the ribs teasingly. I chuckled, and then we both burst into high pitched laughter. It's always so ironic how the most messed up shit is hilarious to laugh at in hindsight. What are we thinking, anyway? Staying around people who treat us like shit.

It made me laugh again. “Why are you laughing like that?” Serena asked, eyeing me suspiciously and I shrugged. “Nothing special, nothing serious. It’s just funny” I replied and Serena raised an eyebrow at me but I just merely shrugged again. “Something I thought was something else but suddenly made a lot of sense to me right now. I’m finding it funny because I made a big deal out of it and now it’s such a trivial matter” I added and Serena nodded.

“Except from gradually turning into a simp, I can assure you his mind is at the right place,“ He sputtered out, somewhat irritated. “A simp?” I repeated confusedly. “Nevermind that.“ He chuckled, shaking his head. “Just some sick joke,“ “Okay…“ I drawled, still itchy to know what that meant tho. He was searching my eyes in a way that made me writhe from discomfort. “What is it?“ I mumbled. “Nothing. Just trying to figure out why you're so concerned, or should I say disturbed over this,“ I flinched at his words and quickly went for my rescue. “I'm not dusturbed–“

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someone asked. "Too dirty," Charles said casually, lighting a cigarette. "Would you screw a dog?" And they all burst out laughing again. It was in the middle of that laughter that I walked in, smiling as I met Charles's eyes.

“All the tabloids in the social chronicles write about your insults, so what's the problem?” “These jokes stick! They will probably not forget about you either!” Ignoring Adam's statement, unfortunately true, Michael didn’t forgive the amused Simon. “You played the idiot amazingly! You should get an Oscar for your spectacle!” “I don't care.” Simon waved his hand. “Most importantly, I had a lot of fun!” “I don't care! I wasn't having fun at all!” Michael muttered. “Should I be a porter now?” “Sure! Damn! Fuck our new equipment!” Adam spoke again, amused by the pain of his buddies. “You forgot that the office building is open tomorrow. On Monday morning, we will only find empty boxes.”

I said amidst the laughter that escaped from my mouth. Jones yelled. “Why do you find this funny? How is this even funny? Why would I lie about something as serious as this….. did you even check the news? I know that you and Briella may be on bad terms right now in the end Junia, she is your sister! Where is your sympathy at?” I heard him say and despite everything that he said, that still didn’t stop the laughter that erupted from my lips. “Why do I find this funny? Because it is funny”

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.