Its Not Funny Novels & Stories

I heard him sigh but I kept on eating. “Movie?” Carol asked “Yeah, sure,” I replied unenthusiastically. I wasn't a movie person, and if I sleep off watching a movie with Carol... “What kind do you like? It seems you're not into action movies.” “I'm not into movies at all. ” I replied “Seriously?” He cackled “Why is that funny?” I asked with a playful frown. “Umm... I don't know, maybe it's the fact that it makes you kind of a boring person.”

But then he said, “No. Not really.” “Why?” I straightened up, dragged a small stool to the side of the room, placing the projector on it. I snapped my fingers and pointed. Shane understood immediately, handing me the cord. “I do like some though.” I looked at him, my eyes searching. “Like comedy?” “Yes! Yes. I don’t like horror or sad stuff. It’s just unnecessary.” I nodded. “Why?” He shrugged casually again, stepping closer, helping me set up. “Because I think it’s unnecessary.”

I say The silence that follows is deafening. Wolfe stares at me like I have spoken in another language he does not understand. His face goes completely still, all expression draining away as he processes my words. “That’s not funny,” he says flatly. “Good, because I am not joking.” He lets out a sharp laugh, shaking his head. “No. No, that’s” He stops, looking at my face, really looking this time. “You are serious.” “Yes.”

The joke wasn’t funny to me. “What’s going to be my punishment? Your joke is not funny, Arturo! It’s not the right time either! I just got here after one whole week of suffering at the hands of some terrible jerks. It’s not nice that you are making such unfunny jokes without even offering me water.” Any other time, I would not have minded his unfunny joke but now wasn’t the right time. He hasn’t even shown me to my room yet.

I also made sure my facial expression proved I was serious, so the hell was cracking him up, I had no idea. "What's funny?" I scoffed, folding my hands underneath my bosom. I found his sudden burst of laughter irritating and I was sure it was written on my face. " There's nothing funny about any of this." "There is actually." He let out, his wheezing winding down. He stood straight, adjusting a few things before he continued. " Number one, is the fact you think I'm going to tell you anything about her. " "Why?". "Because she's irrelevant….."

"Ohh.. yea.. Hassie, I have to give her a call. She has missed out on some things" "Babe, what's up". I hopped into her car as she drove towards her house. "I will tell you more. Let's get something on our way. I would love to eat something". She shook her head "you look chubby now. I bet in a week's time, you will be so fat". She said laughing while I glared at her. "Why aren't you laughing? Isn't it funny?" "It is not. You make dry jokes". "Nope, I disagree. It is not funny to you because the joke is directed to you. And you lack a bit of a sense of humor".

It's not funny at all and I'm not ready to take all of it. " What punishment? What punishment are you talking about? I don't like all this that you're doing and I just want you guys to know that you don't scare me or have any toll on me so get those stupid thoughts out of your mind," I said, meaning all that I said. They just laughed at me. I didn't get what was funny and the class just joined in the laughter acting like this was done stand up comedy stuffs but I wasn't going to let that affect me.

" Why would he do this? was it because it was his ceo position. This could destroy Victoria's image forever. My school was a gossip school there's no way Victoria could walk around freely without getting arrased. "Stop getting walked upfor nothing bro especially for a nobody,it nothing serious. It's all for fun." For fun . is he crazy. How can you joke with some one reputation just for fun. " Are you crazy. If it's because of your ceo position,I wasn't actually going to take it so you can take it back and delete it ." " Why are you getting workup for nothing,was the sex with her that good that it's now affecting your head." I move towards in anger at his statement giving him a punch on this

I told Sandy once the chaos of the Luna Ceremony was handled and we were alone in the Alpha’s bedroom. Sandy shrugged. “You told me to destroy something she cherished and loved.” “I meant a fucking trinket or doll. Not her fucking cat!” Sandy turned her beautiful face towards me, her perfectly groomed eyebrows raised at the harshness of my tone. “You wanted her to suffer for Colin, remember?” “Yeah, but I’m not sadistic enough to order the murder of an old and defenseless cat. And then have it stuffed!” Sandy walked towards me, her beautiful blue eyes never wavered from my hostile gaze until she was mere inches away.

Alan working out on the treadmill. She had always complained coldly that he was being too noisy, but she couldn't help secretly looking up at him every so often while she worked. Eight years had passed, but time didn't seem to have left many marks on him. He was still as handsome as he had been in college. Only, for some reason, the smile on his face had grown rarer and rarer. Bianca shifted glumly and lay down. Then, something dug into her. When she got up and looked, it was a watch. Bianca almost didn't recognize it anymore.