Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

he stated, pointing with a smirk. I brief wiped my nostril, guffawing. “Really? I’m this type of mess!” He chuckled and leaned nearer. “It’s cute. You need to encompass it.” “Embrace being a mess?” I responded, grinning. “I suppose I’ll skip!” Jake leaned again, shaking his head in enjoyment. “You’re lovely even as you’re being stupid.” The compliment made my cheeks warm. I loved how clean it became to comedian story spherical with him. It felt natural and comforting.

Jake spied Goat at the bar and gritted his teeth. “Wrath! You’re back!” Weasel said loudly, and almost every head in the room turned toward him. “Fuck, Weasel, why don’t you just come over and hump my leg,” Jake said as people burst out laughing. Weasel jumped over the counter and laughed as he reached Jake, humping the side of his leg. “Oh yeah, Wrath, just like that.” Jake pushed Weasel away, laughing as Bandit walked over with two beers in his hand. “Welcome back.”

" I gripped the phone, barely holding back laughter. Since we started going out, Seth had always known just how to charm my mom with little gifts and money. She saw him as some kind of hero and would always tell me to stay in line. She must have gotten some kind of sweet deal to rush over and play peacemaker without even bothering to ask what the whole mess was about. I kept my cool, did not bother with excuses or arguments, and just waited for her to run out of steam before I ended the call. The phone screen was still glowing when I hit up the client group chat and dropped the bomb. [Hey everyone, I'm thinking of leaving Hoffman Real Estate. If you need anything property-related down the li

I frowned, that wasn't funny but they all laughed at it, except Keith. On seeing my facial expression, Keith fumed at the man who had made that terrible joke. “Why don't you go back to cheating on your wife, Jake?” Keith gestured to a lady in a red dress, probably Jake's mistress, who was biting on her lower lip, staring at me and not Jake. Jake fumed, he took one glance at me before leaving our midst as he went towards his mistress who had stopped staring in my direction. “I'm sorry man. He has always been a joker. He's dead drunk too.” Sinclair rubbed his nose like he could smell the terrible joker from where he stood. “So, welcome to the Alpha's dine and wine.”

It was… nice. “I don’t get it,” Jake said suddenly, breaking the quiet. “Don’t get what?” “You,” he said, turning to look at me. “You’re always so… happy. After everything you’ve been through, how do you do it?” The question caught me off guard, and I hesitated before answering. “I guess I don’t see the point in being miserable. Life’s too short for that.” Jake frowned, his gaze distant. “It’s not that simple.”

he said. The tattooed man stretched his own hand next. " I'm Jake. I'm the funny one and probably the only one that could make them both smile. Then you came along and got Lucian to smile harder than I could." The cheeky one said. I blushed involuntarily, not knowing how to react to his mini speech. Hayley cleared her throat behind me, reminding me of her presence. " Hey...did you not want to introduce me to your very handsome friends" she said, winking not so subtly.

"You used to go to parties with Mr. Webb, and now you're here with me." "You're the one thinking about boyfriends and girlfriends. Ah, I see now, you must like me a bit, huh?" Zara was fed up. "Mr. Lark, if you enjoy witty banter so much, maybe you should find some comedians to keep you company." Yaxley stopped for a second, looking thoughtful. He looked down, his expression serious but his eyes warm. "I was going to joke back with you about whether I'm quick on my feet with words. You'll see for yourself someday.

I was still in deep thoughts when I heard a male voice. "Hello , I am Jake" he said stretching forth his hand for a handshake. I realised he is the stranger I was admiring earlier. I noticed he was even more handsome than what I saw earlier, he was about 6 feet tall, well built and his six packs stuck out from his shirt. I also discovered he had the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen, short spiky hair which made him look more handsome and his voice sounded like that of an Angel. Well, I haven't seen any Angel in reality but I have seen them in movies.

A chuckle left my lips, despite myself hearing the Mean Girls quote. "Don't you need to paint your car pink to say that line?" I asked when I got into the car. Jake looked appalled, as if I had shot him. "What? Ew, no!" He shuddered dramatically which made me giggle. In the short drive to the mall, Jake had sung and played out the lyrics of DAYWALKER! by CORPSE and MGK with dramatic flair, that nearly made me fall out of my seat in laughter.

He asked Jake. “Goddess, I don’t even remember what a break is,” Jake said. “My boss has been a pain in the ass,” he joked. Viktor shot him a side look and I couldn’t help the shit-eating grin that spread across my face. “I’ll show you something in your ass,” Viktor mumbled and I choked on my saliva. My mate just told a joke. I’m used to jokes coming from Jake, I’m not used to jokes from him.